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Crack chapter

This chapter doesn't belong to the story but I couldn't resist

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...and then Tony took Peter's mask off.

Peter: *terrified and scared*

Everyone else:

Tony: You are Spiderman?!

Peter: Yes?

Tony: Sure. I'm gonna make you an Avenger

*hands to Peter the accords and a pen*

Tony: Oh and you have to reveal yourself to every one according to the accords and you're not allowed to go on patrol unless you have official permission which is very unlikely...

Peter: Whaaat? But I don't want to reveal myself :(

I've changed my mind: I won't sign it!

Tony: *T R I G G E R E D*

But you have to sign it!!!

Peter: *escapes by throwing himself out of the window*

Spider-Man: Civil War

timeskip to Airport battle in Germany

(just imagine team Iron man vs. Team Spiderman with Cap and his crew on peters side)

Everybody stood on a side and glared at their enemies.

*Peter plays music*

Peter:

OH ITS SO SAD TO

THINK ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES

YOU AND I

CAUSE BABY NOW WE'VE GOT BAD BLOOD

Tony: Peter, give up and come back to us!

Peter:

WE ARE NEVER EVERRR EVERRR

GETTING BACK TOGETHERRRRRR

Tony had enough and began to fly towards Peter and tried to knock him out. But Peter had got warned by his spidey sense and shot a web against the Iron Man helmet so Tony couldn't see anything. A second shot followed right after the first one against his legs and now he couldn't move his legs too. Tony kind of "crashed" to the ground and Peter stuck Tony's arms to the ground too. Tony felt so embarrassed.

Peter:

OHH LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO,

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

LOOK WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DO

LOOK WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME

Tony: OH STOP IT PLEASE

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Yeah I have no idea what I'm writing...