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Spade: what profession do you think Joker could do?

Akai: Maybe a magician or Barman.

Spade: he needs to have skillful hands

Akai: I can totally say that he does wondefull things with his hands.

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Shadow: why are you naked?

Joker: I... don't have clothes.

Spade: Yes, you have.-opening the closet- Look, here are shirts, pants, shorts, hi Akai, jackets.... wait a minute....

Shadow:....

Joker:....

Akai:....

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Spade: Shadow, I'm cold.

Shadow: Come here- bringing his jacket and hugging him-.

Akai: joker, I'm cold.

Joker: And what do you expect me to do? You're the heater one.

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Rose: joker, does the heart have legs?

Joker: No? Why are asking?

Rose: I heard oni-chan say " open your legs heart".

Joker:....

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Spade: why is your neck marked?

Joker: A mosquito bited me.

Akai: Hey- entering into the room-.

Spade: Hi mosquito!!

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Akai: I hate you!!

Joker: I hate me more!!!

Akai:...

Akai:  Babe, we already talk about it.

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Joker: I'm 70% water.

Akai: And 100% mine.

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