chapter 2: Schoolie McSchoolface School Of Friendship And Christianity

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Today was the very second day at my new house, i looked to my alarm clock and OH SHIT I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!! I did all the typical morning shit, changed into my pastel azure tube-top with "fugly slut" written on it in alabaster cursive (with matching miniskirt,) my burgundy and cobalt striped kneesocks and ugg boots, topping it all off by putting my hair into a bun so messy that it's not even bun-shaped at all and it was just a ponytail with extra steps, i grabbed a yogurt cup from the fridge, carried it in my mouth anime girl style, got on my neon-red hoverboard and scooted off at full speed. After some time i finally arrived at the school, i read the sign..."schoolie mcschoolface school of friendship and christianity?....huh! Whoever named this school sounds like the kinda person to name their firstborn child hot-dog or some shit" i whispered to myself, i enter the school to see teens of every shape, size and color (even bright fuschia!) And as soon as i take my very first steps into this strange new place, 3 girls walk up to me! The one in the middle looked like such a fucking princess, and i don't mean the good kind, i'm talking the kind that think they're better than everyone else and ask for everything and anything because she's a princess, SHE EVEN HAD A FUCKING CROWN!! She had a short, pink sleeveless dress with pink hearts on it, long bright orange and brown hair, fishnet tights and platform boots, she's probably th-🤢 t-the 🤢🤢🤢🤮 the hea-🤮 head chee-🤮🤢🤢 the head cheerleader...the one on the left had short curly pink and blue hair, brown orbs, a knock-off supreme sweatshirt and bubblegum pink shorts with matching plaid knee-length sneakers, and lastly...the one on the right had very light green and blue hair in a ponytail with bangs that went over her left orb, green orbs, a blue and pink striped sweater, pink miniskirt, black leggings and pink gucci sneakers, all three were the exact same skintone

the one on the right had very light green and blue hair in a ponytail with bangs that went over her left orb, green orbs, a blue and pink striped sweater, pink miniskirt, black leggings and pink gucci sneakers, all three were the exact same skintone

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"Haiiiii i'm stephanie! You must be new here...? These are my besties, lexis and rachel and...wait..." the mango flavoured hoe biscuit said in her sickeningly sweet voice, "you look fucking ugly, what's with all that disgusting shit on your shirt? And your weird lava-lamp eyes? You're a fucking whore" she continued, more bitchy this time, suddenly my confidence came outta nowhere! "SHUT 'CHO BUBBLEGUM DUM DUM LOOKIN ASS THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING RASPBERRY ICE CREAM, MINUTE MAID LEMONADE LOOKIN ASS BITCH!! SPEAK TO ME EVER AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GIVE BIRTH" i screamed at the top of my lungs right there in the entrance of the school, suddenly...everyone crowded up and started cheering and clapping! I was so proud of myself and i think i saw an embarrassed look on stephanie's face as rachel (the green haired-one) was trying to comfort her. I triumphantly walked through the halls until i realized...i spilled my yogurt all over my shirt, shit...i wiped it off, not leaving a stain or anything on my shirt and went on my merry way, after that i tripped over a waifu pillow of sakura katana chan from the hit homestuck fan-series sugoi quest for kokoro and landed on a random latina girl, "oops! lo siento!" She said, helping me back up, i looked her up and down to see that she was blonde with pink streaks in a side ponytail held up by a tiny black bow, was wearing a pink sweater with a black bow around the neck, black skirt, light purple thigh-high socks and black mary janes, i looked besides her to see another..human? With grey skin and no orbs, just the letters Y and N where their orbs should be, short messy brown hair, a yellow sweater, knee-length shorts, legwarmers the colors of the nonbinary flag and black sneakers holding a starbucks drink....oh! So they're nonbinary? That makes more sense. "Hola! My name is kamille, what's yours?" The latina girl said, i smile and wave, "ashe sansker, aaaannnd...you are?" I said, shifting my orbs to the grey person next to her, "o-oh! Uhh...hey, i'm Y/N!" They said. "Oh! So i can just call you by MY name?" I asked, "n-no! Y/N!" They said.

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