It was the very last day of this crazy, crazy month. It's so weird how i was adopted by 1D, started going to a new school, made a few friends and some enemies, went to a party, hospitalized some girls, experienced a battle of the bands between 1D and BTS, started dating the town bad boy, got involved in a murder, lost my virginity, watched my cat beat the shit out of the bad boy's ex-girlfriend as a magical girl, got arrested, befriended one of my enemies, found out i'm polyamorus AND got married to the town bad boy and his brother all in one month! This is a story i'll be telling my grandchildren one day and hopefully they'll tell their children and their children's children, so on so forth. I wore my hair in a high braid up to the side and my dress was off-the shoulder, it had a red ribbon on the back and had flowers, sparkles and red bows on the skirt and i was wearing tights with gold mary janes because the author can't draw high heels for shit
I walked down the aisle, my orbs extra moist though i couldn't blink away the excess moistness as to not smudge my makeup, i can't believe that i'd be getting married at the ripe young age of 16, if only my dead parents could see me now...i walked up to see kamille with her hair in a bun and a bright pink bow that looked like devil horns, black makeup, a black choker, a long, pinkish grey off-the-shoulder dress with a black pentagram on the front and the "sleeves" looked like bat wings
I also saw Y/N, they were wearing a white dress shirt with a black tie and gold vest, black dress pants and yellow crocs
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Bad boy bible school: A parody of every wattpad cliché under the sun
Humor(I WAS 14 AND VERY IGNORANT WHEN I WROTE THIS) Ashe sansker was just a normal 16 year old girl with a normal life until her druggie parents die and she gets adopted by...one direction? Watch as she goes to a new school, makes new besties, falls in l...