Hah No ||KNY x Reader||

Chapter 4

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"IIIIIIIIIIIMM GONNA SWIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIIIIEEEEERRER FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEERRRRRR" I was bored because we were on our way towards the final selection WITHOUT help from our guardians

So we, Genya, Kanao, and I venture towards the abandoned city that was surrounded by wisteria flowers where the final selection as held

"IIIIIIIIIMM GONNA- OW WHAT THE FUCK???" I looked at Genya who punched my shoulder

"Oneesan was here" Looking in front of me I saw a blinding ray of purple light, it was the wisteria flowers

"Holy shit this place is damn bright I could get blinded"

"By my beauty?" Kanao joked making me surprised

"Bro...that was epic"

"Learn it from the best"

"I'm so proud Holy shit I'm crying"

"Okay, can we just continue please???" Kanao nodded at Genya and walked first, while we followed her behind

Entering the entrance to see that  we were early...too early... so I got up on one of the trees and lay down on the branch to wait for the selection to begin, I then had a bright Idea and grabbed my phone from my pocket to text a certain old man

Elsa
GRAMPS!!!
How u been???
It's been a long time since we talked

Waterman
I'm alright Y/n
Isn't today the final selection?

Elsa
Ye
I'm already here just waiting

Waterman
I see
well good luck then

Elsa
Hey gramps
Can I go to ur house???
After this?

Waterman
You could

Elsa
Cool
Then I'll come there
Oh yeah I heard from Giyu
You got a new student

Waterman
Yes, his name is
Tanjiro Kamado

Elsa
Is he here?

Waterman
He's on his way

Elsa
Epic, alrighty then goodbye
For now old man

Waterman
You too

"Huh your text is awfully normal" Genya hopped up and sat next to me to see my text

"I have too much respect for this man" I sigh, he then jumps off again and stands alone while Kanao was enjoying the flowers

Once I heard a few people entering I jump off from my place and brushed my clothes, everyone is so quiet, giving each other weird looks and all, yikes

I then looked to a boy wearing what Urokodaki used wore before, and ocean-like vest with clouds on it, wanting to talk to him two dolls like girls appeared

Oh boy here we go

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"SAVE ME!"
"Johnny Johnny Yes Papa"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
"Eating sugar no papa"
"HOLY SHIT SHE CUT OF MY ARM!!!"
"Telling lies no Papa open your mouth-"

"BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA FOOLS! YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA?!??!? HHAHAHHAHAHHA JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE I HAVE IT ON DOWNLOAD! AND REPLAY!!" I laughed again as they tried to kill me