Hah No ||KNY x Reader||

Chapter 5

"You can stop now, I can walk on my own"

"HECK NO! LOOK AT YOU! YOU CAN'T EVEN STAND UP STRAIGHT WITHOUT A DAMN WOOD!"

"It's fine-"

"say that again and ill beak your knee caps" after that Tanjiro shut his mouth, currently I'm helping him walk because his ankle was sprained and many injuries throughout his body, and by making it worse, he tried to walk after the Uber ride without saying any word to me that he was in pain

Heading towards Urokodaki's house was a day because Urokodaki is a devil and say Tanjiro should walk instead of taking any vehicles to the destination, but of course, DUMMY DUM DUM TANJIRO TOOK IT LIKE A FUCKING BI-

suddenly Urokodaki's door was kicked off by female demon, OH SHI- wait is this his-

"HEY! NEZUKO! you... so, You're awake" he dashed towards the girl by falling

"OH MY FUCKING GOD TANJIRO YOU DUMBASS" he then tried to stand up but quickly got hugged by his demon sister, It looks like Nezuko didn't wake up for a year or two huh? and then Urokodaki joined the hug, OOOOOHHHH better take a picture-

"Y/n, you came back alive too" the old man let go both of the siblings to stand and look at me

"yeah I did-Oof" I was hugged by the man that who have trained me, it's been soo long since I got a hug from someone, usually I have to hug them but now, this feels... nice 

"How about we get inside?" He let go of me, as I nodded we went inside the house, soon we were greeted by a wave of food

"FOOD!!!" I tried to rush towards the food but was caught by Urokodaki "WHY????" I looked at him

"Wash your hands first... and help Tanjiro"

"COME HERE TANJIRO!!!" I grab Tanjiro and aggressively help him patch up

"DON'T GRAB MY LEG LIKE THAT!!" I pull his leg up to bandage it

"I JUST WANT FOOD!!"

"at least be gentle!"

"Ok...BGHAHAHA NO-"

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"did you kids had enough sleep?" Urokodaki asked while I chugged down a big bowl of ramen, putting the bowl down I looked at Tanjiro while he was sweating eating his ramen, I then turn to look at Urokodaki

"my eyes closed when I sneeze" Urokodaki shook his head while looking at me "what?"

"...I'm disappointed" he crosses his arm "can't you see?" how the fuck am I supposed to see while you wear a mask???

"no????" I looked at Tanjiro again while he shrugged

"...forget about that" 

"anyways Y/n, you said something about the parrot while we were receiving our crow correct?" I nodded at Tanjiro "do you know that parrot?" he said while eating a tempura

"...That parrot is dead to me"

"..."

"THAT BITCH TOOK MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!!"

"what?"

"YOU HEARD ME!! ONE MORNING I WAS LIKE Yoo lemme make some chicken nuggets! I made the chicken nuggets and put them beside the window to cool down BUT NO! THE FUCKING PARROT STOLE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS WITHOUT MY CONSENT AND I WILL END THAT HOES LIFE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND SELL IT TO THE BLACK MARKET!!"

"...so this dispute is because the parrot stole your chicken nuggets?" Urokodaki asked

"Yes! MY CHICKEN NUGGET IS LIKE A FATHER TO ME!! NOT ONLY THAT BUT THAT FUCKIN PARROT IS EATING HIS OWN KIND!!"