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[06:04]
"[Name]-chan, wake up. It's your turn to bathe."
"...uuuuurgh—Can I just stay in bed today? I don't feel like going?"
"[Name]-chan, no can do. Wake up, or the water will go cold."
"No."
"[Name]-chan."
"No."
"[Name]-chan, look here."
"Nooooo... I need more sleeeee—WHAT THE HECK SUGAWARA PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON AAAAA—"
[06:45]
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, for now. Thanks to you, though, I can't get that image out of my head."
"A-ahah, I'm sorry, but I really don't know what else to do to wake you up so I thought-"
"Okay, stop, say no more. What are we having for breakfast, anyway?"
"Um... toast, eggs, and a dose of Vitamin... me?"
"..."
[07:15]
"GoodbyeSugawaraseeyouatlunchokay-"
"Are you talking or mumbling?"
"Aren't they the same thing?"
"I can barely hear you there; I don't think it counts as talking at all."
"Ugh, fine, you win. Anyway, I'm off."
"[Name]-chan, we're in the same class. Where are you going?"
"......"
[12:10]
"I will freakin' kill you."
"You said that the last time I did it. You don't even have the balls, literally and figuratively."
"BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT?! YOU, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE I KNOW?! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS SIDE OF YOU!"
"Payback is a bitch, eh, [Name]-chan? I want my hayashi rice now."
"Fuck you, Sugawara."
"I love you too."
[16:35]
"Oooh, nice one!"
Screech, screech.
"Aaaand now the ball's up—Oooh, he's hitting it, he's hitting it!"
Screech, screech screech.
"Damn, Suga, I didn't know you could be this hot while playing volleyball. I guess I mistook your good looks thermometer. It's way off the charts."
Screech, screech.
"Seriously, though, why are you friends with me? I can never live up to your expectations. I'm a plain girl; nothing pretty or nice about me. What do you see in me?"
Screech, screech, screech.
"I wish you'd hit on me as much as you'd hit that ball so I don't have to feel too one-sided."
"You're talking to yourself again."
"GAH YACHI WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID YOU COME FROM DID YOU HEAR EVERYTHING?!"
"I recorded every word. I'm sending this one to Sugawara-senpai later."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
[19:19]
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
[Name]-chan, did you go home early? I didn't you see at practice today.
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
[Name]-chan? I know you're there and reading this.
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
Answer me or I'm calling you.
From: [Name]
To: S. Koushi
Ugh fine what do you need
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
I asked you, did you went home early today? You weren't at practice.
From: [Name]
To: S. Koushi
I wasn't feeling well
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
Uh huh
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
Then explain why you're still at Mitadango Bakery right now holding two bags of cheese bread
From: [Name]
To: S. Koushi
WTF WHERE ARE YOU HIDING
From: [Name]
To: S. Koushi
SUGAWARA KOUSHI ANSWER ME
From: [Name]
To: S. Koushi
OH I SEE SO YOU WANNA PLAY TAG HUH
From: [Name]
To: S. Koushi
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IT IM GOING AFTER YOU
From: [Name]
To: S. Koushi
DON'T RUN AWAY YOU FRICKING BASTARD AAAAAA
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
lol
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
All the caps with a straight face
From: S. Koushi
To: [Name]
Btw, I love you too, see you at practice tomorrow and don't go home alone again k
From: [Name]
To: S. Koushi
I hate you
[21:00]
Ring, ring.
Click.
"Suga."
"[Name]-chan?"
"Do you like me?"
"Yes I do, but why are you asking me this all of a sudden?"
"Well, because... you know, you've been saying you love me so I was wondering, is there an occasion today that caused you to say that? It feels weird."
"...[Name]-chan, you do realize that we're dating, right?"
"..."
"Is this because of the cheese bread?"
"...I ate like seven loaves."
Sigh. "Next time, make it two. I don't want you to go cheese high and emo on me ever again or I'm banning you from eating cheese-related food. Got it?"
"SUGA HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND CHEESE BREAD IS LIFE OKAY"
"You know I love you. Now get ready for bed, we got school tomorrow."
"Ugh, fine."
...
"I love you, you idiot mommy."
"I love you more, my high-on-cheese-bread girlfriend. Have a nice sleep."
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