Becca Has A Degree (I'm Not Impressed)

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"I have a degree," she said. "I'm like a smart person."

"So what?"

"Do you?"

"I do."

"But I got mine from Harvard."

"I didn't"

"Loser," she said and walked off with toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

Brilliant, I thought and shrugged.

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