"Obama's the best president, come at me, bro!" I say.
"Bu... bu... Obummer dindu nuffin' for the middle class," Trumper says
"Obama reduced unemployment to five percent," I say
"Bu... bu... Obama only helped da gays"
I facepalm.
"I bet you ain't got no edumacation, though!" Trumper says.
"I served in the army to pay for my degree."
"Well, I graduate Cuma Matada from homeschool!" Trumper says.
"Congratulations," I say.
"But unemployment for da blacks is an all-time low."
"Twenty percent is an all-time low?" I say.
"I ain't go not job," Trumper says. "Them there Spaniards takin' all the jobs," Trumper says. "My wife works for Wall Street, though."
"Congratulations," I say.
"She says she's got a black boss," Trumper says. "I bet it's that there Affirmative Blacktion. Get it?" Trumper says, nudging me.
"I'm your wife's boss, sir."
"Congratulations," Trumper says. "I got somewheres else to be."
"Congratulations," I say.
(the spelling errors are on purpose)
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The Lonely Position of Neutral
PoetryBen's throat cancer has returned. Living a lonely life, he found a woman he loves but finds out she's been unfaithful. Ben starts to think the lonely position of neutral isn't that bad. He writes poems and dialogue narratives. Will Ben survive cance...
