I... I got bored.. lmao I don't know what this is...
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Bow: How's your headache?
Glimmer: It comes and goes.
Catra: (pulling up to Brightmoon with the Horde)
Glimmer: Oh look, its back again.
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Bow: So how'd the date with Catra go?
Adora: It was great until I tried to compliment her, I wanted to say, 'You have the most beautiful smile and your eyes are gorgeous.'
Glimmer: What happened?
Adora: She smiled at me and I panicked and then I said, 'You have eyes.'
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Adora: *glancing between a dry bowl of cereal and a coffee pot* What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Glimmer: *teleporting into existence and taking the coffee pot* What if you didn't??
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Catra: Nobody loves me.
Adora: .....Are you sure?
Catra: Yes I am-
Adora: *pointing to herself* ArE yOu ReAlLy SuRe??
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*Phone rings*
Mermista: Hello?
Killer: I see you.
Mermista: ...
Killer: ...
Mermista: Do I look good?
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Catra and Glimmer: *Fighting in a diner*
Adora: Can I get a waffle?
Catra and Glimmer: *Starts slamming each other on the counter*
Adora: CaN i PlEaSe GeT a WaFfLe?
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Catra: So, who broke it?
Catra: I'm not mad, I just wanna know...
Adora: I did it I-
Catra: No, no you didn't. Bow?
Bow: Don't look at me! Look at Glimmer!
Glimmer: What!? I didn't break it!
Bow: Strange, how'd you know it was even broken?
Glimmer: Because it's right in front of us and it's broken!
Bow: Suspicious.
Glimmer: No it's not!
Mermista: Not to throw anyone under the bus or whatever but Perfuma was the last on to use it.
Perfuma: Liar! I don't drink that crap!
Mermista: Then why were you with it last?!
Perfuma: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows this Mermista!
Adora: Okay let's stop fighting, I broke it, I'll pay for it-
Catra: No! Who broke it?!
*Dead silence*
Bow: Scorpia has been pretty quiet.
Scorpia: REALLY?!
*Everyone breaks out into an argument with Adora trying to defuse the situation while Catra silently slips out of the room*
Catra: I did it, I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it... I suspect in ten minutes they'll be at each others throats..good, it was starting to get chummy in there.
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Bow: Why is Adora curled up in a ball and crying?
Glimmer: She accidentally drinked some of my mothers drink and now she's drunk...
Bow: Then explain the crying...
Glimmer: She overheard that Catra has a girlfriend...
Bow: ....But isn't Catra Adora's girlfriend?
Glimmer: I KNOW!!
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Adora: Love is dead and never existed, all you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering, you are the literal definition of dread....
Glimmer: You okay?
Adora: No.... Catra stole my cupcake....
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Catra: *Yawns*
Adora: Being pretty must be tiring.
Catra: Then you must be exhausted.
Adora: *Blushing like crazy*
Sea Hawk: *Spying on them from afar and taking notes* Man she's good!
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Beyoncé: *music starts playing* Bring the beat in!
Bow: *Running down the hall with a beet* ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCÉ!!
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Glimmer: I can't believe we lost Catra in this hectic crowd.
Bow: Adora's gonna be so mad, what do we do?
Glimmer: Hang on... SOMEONE IS FLIRTING WITH ADORA!!
Catra : *Jumping on a random strangers shoulder's to look over the crowd* WHO THE FUCK IS FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, THEY HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH!!
Glimmer: ... Found her.
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Don't Touch Me (Catradora HS AU)
FanfictionCatra is what many people would call broken. Emotionally. She has one of the most darkest back stories you might have ever heard, which is why she is shaped the way she is today. 17 years old and a senior, Catra goes to Brightmoon High School, and...