Catra: *Get's pulled over*
Cop: Papers
Catra: Scissors *Speeds away*
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Adora: So how old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real?
Frosta: How old am I?
Glimmer: 11 1/2
Frosta: I was 11 1/2
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Catra: Why are you ignoring Mermista?
Sea Hawk: I'm playing hard to get
Catra: Why? You're already hard to want
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Kidnapper: I have your commanders
Catra: Oh no, can I talk to them?
Kidnapper: Make it quick *Hands phone over to Hordak and Shadow Weaver*
Catra: Rot in hell you little shits
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Catra: Hey Adora? Did I ever tell you your an amazing cook?
Adora: Aww, no babe
Catra: Then why do you keep cooking?
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Catra: How do tall people sleep? The blanket can't possibly cover all of you
Scorpia: Catra, it's four in the morning
Catra: So you can't sleep? Is it because of the blanket?
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Scorpia: I bet I can fit the whole world in my hands
Perfuma: Scorpia, I know your strong but-
Scorpia: *Gently cups Pefuma's face*
Perfuma: *Blushing furiously*
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Narrator: Here we have the beautiful couple
Scorpia: I love you!
Perfuma: I love you too Scorpia!
Narrator: And here we have the disaster gays
Catra: You need to spend more time with me and less in the infirmary!
Adora: I wouldn't have to spend so much time in the infirmary if you didn't insist on fighting people who come within five feet of us!!
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[If Adora worked in a hospital]
Catra: *Visiting Adora at her job* I have bad news
Patient: Oh no
Catra: I'm not a doctor
Patient: But you just gave me surgery-
Catra: BuT YoU jUsT GaVe Me SuRgErY- shut the fuck up, that's why it's bad news
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Scorpia: I don't want to hurt their feelings
Catra: Hurt their feel— do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings?
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Don't Touch Me (Catradora HS AU)
FanfictionCatra is what many people would call broken. Emotionally. She has one of the most darkest back stories you might have ever heard, which is why she is shaped the way she is today. 17 years old and a senior, Catra goes to Brightmoon High School, and...
