Catra: Well, I have heterochromia
Adora: You're afraid of straight people?
Catra: Wha- no!
Catra: ...Actually, yeah, that too
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Shadow Weaver: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Lonnie: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours
Adora: I got... distracted halfway through
Catra: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
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[Adora texting Catra]
Adora: Hey Catra, have you ever been arrested before?
Catra: Yeah, how'd you know?
Adora: ...I was going to say because it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious
Catra: Aggravated assault and a bank robbery
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[How I imagine Catra and Adora's wedding would go]
Priest: Do you, Catra Applesauce Meowmeow, take princess Adora-
Glimmer: Hold up, hold the fuck up. Wait a damn minute- what the fuck- I-
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Scorpia: I wish we could block people in real life
Entrapta: Restraining order
Catra: Murder
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Glimmer: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Bow: You're a hazard to society
Adora: And a coward, do twenty
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Glimmer: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Catra: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and those are specifically there to carry the burden of my existence
Glimmer: ....All you had to say was no
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Bow: Guys, it's time
Catra: *Excitedly raising a knife* It is?!
Bow: *Lowering the knife* Catra, please, we talked about this
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[What would happen if the best friend squad brought Catra on a cruise ship]
Adora: Catra! What on Etheria was all that?!
Catra: I have no idea what your referring to
Adora: You sunk an entire cruise ship Catra!
Catra: You sure that was me? I think I would remember something like that
Glimmer: Catra, I watched you fire a harpoon in the captain's skull
Catra: Hehe, that sounds dangerous
Bow: You were head-butting children off the side of the ship!
Catra: That must've been horrifying to watch
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Don't Touch Me (Catradora HS AU)
FanfictionCatra is what many people would call broken. Emotionally. She has one of the most darkest back stories you might have ever heard, which is why she is shaped the way she is today. 17 years old and a senior, Catra goes to Brightmoon High School, and...
