Phoenix: you ready for this?
Ken: not really.
Phoenix: It'll be fineee- *kisses his forehead and pulls him into the Izumi residence*
~{they walk up to Izzy & Ivy}~
Phoenix: Hey! We have something to tell y-
Ken: *throws up into a bucket he has*
Phoenix: . . . . *walks out of the room, dragging Ken with him*
~{back outside}~
Ken: I think that went well
Phoenix: you threw up and we both left.
Ken: ah, that's all in the past.
Phoenix: it was LITERALLY 30 seconds ago.
Ken: that's a matter of opinion!
Phoenix: no it isn't, let's try again.
~{they go back to Izzy & Ivy}~
Phoenix: Guys, we have something to tell you!
Ken: *chloroforms himself and passes out*
Phoenix: *just stares at him* . . . .
~{timeskip, back outside}~
Ken: I chloroformed myself, didn't I.
Phoenix: yup.
Ken, about to do it again: yeah...
Phoenix, slapping his hand down: don't do it again!! Look. YOU take the lead this time!
Ken: *nods*
~{they go to Izzy & Ivy again}~
Ken: *gibberish, and random gestures*
Phoenix: *slowly giving up on life*
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Ken: you see, Phoenix and I- *takes out his gun* I'll just kill them. I'll-
Phoenix: *grabs his arm* nO-
Ken: Let me Kill em!!
Phoenix: no no nO no-
Ken: let me shoot em in the f a c e -
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Ken: Mom! Dad! I'm GAY!
Phoenix: NOT the point! Well kinda but not really..
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Ken, trying to use his gun: AND IF I SHOOT EM WE CAN MAKE OUT
Phoenix, trying to take the gun from him: No!!
Ken: THIS COULD BE SO E A S Y
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Ken, his legs somehow phasing through the floor (Rya accidentally did a thing-): you see when two people spend a lot of time together-
Phoenix: WHERE ARE YOUR L E G S -
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Ken: Ich möchte Sex mit deinem Bruder haben
Phoenix: N e i n -
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Ken: *about to speak*
Katya, causing chaos: *appears* I'm from the future! Tell them they're ugly!
Ken: you're chubby-
Phoenix: you can't even get THAT right!
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Ken: *thrusts at Phoenix, while side-gazing at the twins*
Phoenix: what the fuck are you doing-
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Phoenix: *struggling to take Ken's gun from him* Ken-
Ken: gimme-
Phoenix: Ken!!
Ken: nO-
~{outside}~
Ken: ....I'm really bad at this, aren't I?
Phoenix: Yeahhh, the twins are never gonna find out about us.
Ken: ....Oh THAT'S what we're doing!! *walking back inside*
Phoenix, walking after him: what were you doing b e f o r e ?
~{with Izzy and Ivy again}~
Ken: *walks into the room* Izzy! Ivy! I know this is hard for you to hear but I'm dating your brother!!
Izzy: oh.
Ivy: alrighty. Don't try anything e-e
Ken: *throws a snowball at both of them, which causes them to panic and fall because cold*
Phoenix: KEN!!
Ken: w h o o p s -
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Phoenix: I think that went well! :D
