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Tai: open debate, Soup and Stew are drinks. It is acceptable to have them in a cup

Phoenix: soup and stew are not drinks.

Ken: that's disgusting, Tai.

Tai: they are drinks!!

Tk: have em in a cup, don't care, but they're NOT drinks.

Ivy: they're liquid. You swallow without chewing. That's a drink.

Ken: you swallow stew without chewing?

Ivy:

Ivy: Okay not the chunks of soup but the broth

Sora: we eat soup, we don't say we drink soup that just sounds wrong.

Mimi: we EAT it.

Davis: it may SOUND wrong but it's ACCURATE!!

Izzy: n o it is n o t

Tai: "I'm gonna go drink some campbell's tomato soup"

Davis: see? No problemo.

Arlo: n o . b a d .

Maiho: wha-

Paris: it's sorta like a sauce, Isn't it?

Isaiah: and sauce ain't a drink

Maiho: Isaiah why are you in the chat

Arlo: more importantly where did you two get SAUCE from

Isaiah: Idfk... Tomato soup.. Ketchup..

Matt: there are so many hot takes here that I'm going to implode.

Tai: what are we putting soup on top of???

Paris: on top of.. A bowl.. A.. A cup? I dunno,,,

Davis: Sauce is not a drink bc it's meant to be eaten on top of something else. Soup, however, is a solitary experience! Therefore it is a drink!

Isaiah: tell that to my bf who chugged mayo once

Tk: Davis I want a divorce-

Matt: you guys are gonna make me cry and I cry like 3 times a year maximum.

Tai: your boyfriend is an outlier and therefore shouldn't be counted!

Paris: you can't order soup at cafes as a drink! On menus, soup is under food, isn't it?

Erina: Cafes are COWARDS

Paris: Soup is for eating!!

Tai: ...anyways, back to the topic of stew.

Allister: Stew is ABSOLUTELY NOT a drink.

Matt: I'm gonna go stew in despair now

Tai: you might say Stew isn't a drink, because it has chunks you can't swallow. However Ice water has chunks you can't swallow and THAT'S still a drink! Stew is a drink.

Matthias: ok who says I don't swallow ice

Phoenix: I fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry.

Isaiah: ALSO! Soup is a combo of food items.. And stew is too! They are FOODS!

Cedric: so is a milkshake or a protein shake and THOSE are drinks

Arlo: dad do NOT get into this.

Maiho: papa how did you get here

Cedric: ok sorry ;;-; *leaves the chat*

Isaiah: even if, yes, they can be both

Tai: many drinks are combos of food items :>

Sora: shut the fuck

Mimi: THEY'RE DRINKS BECAUSE THEY'RE FINELY BLENDED. AND LISTEN! Ice water? Only the WATER is a drink!

Davis: SOUP is finely blended as well!

Arlo: LIES! THE CARROTS? THE WATERCRESS!? THE CHICKEN AND NOODLES!? FIGHT ME!!!

Yolei: if I open a can of Campbell's tomato soup, I BETTER NOT see any CARROTS floating around in there! I just mix it with a can of milk and go ham!!!

Matt: ew no campbell's cab go drown in cranberries like in that one ad I always have nightmares about!!

Arlo: Campbell's TOMATO soup isn't SUPPOSED to have CARROTS, D U H -

Arlo: case closed Soup is not a drink :>

Mimi: the broth tho?? Sure go ham. The soup, I think the f u c k not

Davis: no!! I refuse!!

Cody: are you gonna find Tomato Soup in the drinks aisle at the supermarket? Are you going to find CAMPBELL'S FUCKING TOMATO SOUP IN THE DRINKS AISLE!?

Ivy: Because Supermarkets are FUCKING COWARDS!

Paki: the status quo has not yet been c h a n g e d

Izzy: ok, so is gravy a drink?

Ivy: GRAVY IS A SAUCE

Izzy: AND SOUP IS A SOUP!!

Ivy: YOU DON'T HAVE GRAVY ON IT'S OWN! IF IT'S ON IT'S OWN, THEN YEAH IT'S A DRINK!

Izzy:

Izzy: WHAT THE FUCK NO GRAVY IS NOT A DRINK??? I'M DISOWNING YOU-

Ivy: IF YOU'RE HAVING IT ALONE AND NOT ON TOP OF MASHED POTATOES IT IS A DRINK! I WOULDN'T DO IT, BUT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT- heh like a gravy boat c:

Arlo: w h a t

Tai: if it's a liquid you DON'T CHEW it's a drink!

Arlo: in THAT case MOST SOUPS ARE FOODS! DO YOU JUST SWALLOW AND GULP THE ENTIRE FUCKING TOMATO SOUP!?

Tai: yes you do??? Yeah you c a n use a spoon but you don't have to. It's the same consistency as like. A protein shake. Which is decidedly a drink!

Ken: SOUPS. WERE. MADE. AS. A. FOOD. PROTEIN SHAKES? INTENDED TO BE A DRINK! WHICH, YOU KNOW, YOU D R I N K ? ? ?

Tk: Matt is fucking sobbing right now guys

Davis: yeah they have more sustance than like. Water. But it's still a drink. Something can be a meal AND a drink!

Allister: clear soups can be drinks I guess.. But creamy soups? Those fuckers are foods.

Yume: you don't have to eat it with a spoon, you can drink it on its own.. From a cup..

Maiho: why?? Do?? You?? Have?? A?? Phone????

Yume: :>>

Tai: creamy soups are the consistency of a shake and are therefore still drinks. Thick drinks, sure, but drinks nonetheless.

Arlo: so if I gulp down, say, rice from a cup, it's a drink???

Tai: no bc you need to chew rice

Arlo: not If I gulp it

Phoenix: yeah you underestimate Arlo

Tai: not a liquid.

Arlo: with that logic, you better chew the fucking food chunks in stew.

Tai: no bc ICE WATER is still a drink and you have to chew the ice

Arlo: THE ICE IS NOT PART OF THE DRINK

Phoenix: who fucking chews ice

Tai: a drink can have chunks and still be a drink. But it's part of it!

Phoenix: THE ICE IS A SOLID PART OF THE DRINK

Tai: IN A STEW THE LIQUID IS A HEAVILY DILUTED LIQUID VERSION OF THE STEW PARTS!! IT'S GOT THE MEAT, VEGETABLES, AND SPICES! case closed.

Phoenix: fine. How about the answer just be soup can be a food OR a drink

Tai: yeah I can live with that

Paki: ...so is cereal a soup?

Ivy, lying: IZZY JUST KICKED PAKI

Izzy: no I was shaking him

Ivy: you kicked the infant

Paki, also lying: he kicked me ;;-;

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