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But it's just stuff with some ships
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Izzy: *wearing his sweater*

Mimi: oh, nice top, Izzy!

Izzy: thanks!

Izzy, grabbing Arlo's hand: her name is Arlo :>

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Kari, holding 2 slices of bread against Yuri's face: what are you?

Yuri, sadly: An idiot sandwi-

Kari: no you're a perfect sandwich i'm so sorry i love you-

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Ivy: being in love with you is like getting the last slice of cake

Ivy: It's a wonderful experience

Holly: why are you so nice to me-

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Saya: I can't fucking stand you sometimes.

Matt: you don't gotta stand, *points at a chair* there's a chair right there.

Saya, sitting down: fuck you-

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Matt: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry-

Tai: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me.

Tai: and It's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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Maiho, who clearly doesn’t know the words to Footloose: FOOTLOOSE, I ROOSE, NOW WATCH ME GO SWOOCE

Hitaru: Maiho, please stop this-

Maiho: CHEESE, STIFF BREEZE, WATCH OUT THERE ARE FUCKIN BEES

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Joe: cool joe does a reminder not to do drug, do science

August: Science make drug tho

Joe: shut

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Ken: I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain, I work really hard until my inevitable death brain. You got a job to do, you better do it right in the right way with the Left Brain’s might.

Phoenix: I LIKE OREOS AND D I C K

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Matt: Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?

Saya: oops

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Ivy: hey, what's your biggest fear?

Holly: My father...

Ivy: Damn.. That's sad...

Ivy: Mine is the Kool-aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now

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