~{The Takishida fuckers "found" Maiho as a little kid and basically adopted him}~
Maiho: *walks up to Tk* hey, so *points to the viatra kids and also Cedric* the bush hair brigade says you stole me as a baby and pretended to be my family for the past 10 years. isn't that the craziest shit you've ever heard?
Tk: Unfortunately, they are correct,,, we wouldn't say we "stole" you though. We thought you were abandoned.
Maiho: OOOH MY G O D
Maiho: W-wait. So we're totally not related. Like at all? Seriously!?
Tk: Maiho, this must be very difficult for you. But I promise, even though we aren't family by blood, I'll always-
Maiho: *tackles and kisses him*
Tk: mMPH-
