America named the group "Badass bitches"
America has added Germany, Russia, Japan, Ireland,Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
America: Hello fellow gamers.
Germany: I'm not a gamer.... What even is that?
Ireland: Wow and I thought I was uncultured
Russia: Wat is this Ame
Germany: What is this America?*
Russia: Shut it Germ!
Germany: Don't call me that!
America: Germ Germ Germ Germ Germ Germ Germ Germ Germ
Germany: Am I a joke to you?
Ireland: No Ger you are a workaholic not a joke...
Germany: Arschloch
Canada: Ame why did you make this?
Germany: See Canada is smarter that you idiots!
Russia: Thanks Germ *Cries in Russian*
America: Wow I'm not stupid.
Canada: Hate to break it to ya Ame, but you are....
America has gone offline
Canada has gone offline
Ireland: Shits about to go down....
Russia: Yeah dude..
Japan: Hewo UwU
Germany: Hallo Japan. If you are wondering what is happening just read the text messages.....
Japan: Germany what the French.
Russia: Ikr
Germany: I know right*
Russia: I'm going to your house to strangle you rn.
Germany: Right now* and my dad is home so suck my ass!
Ireland: Japan what's wrong with those two?
Japan: Idk Ire
Canada: Ame why did you smash my bowl of cereal?
America: Cause I'm mad at u!
Canada: Dad isn't to happy you know.
Ireland: Oh shit
Russia: Let's add more people!
America: Yeah!
Russia added Belarus
Russia added Ukraine
America added Britain
Japan added South Korea
Russia added USSR
Germany added Third Reich
Germany added German Empire
America: Germ remove them now!
Third Reich: Why I didnt do anything!
America: You existing is something.
Third Reich has gone offline
Germany: Hah Hah your so dead
German Empire: Deutschland could you help me with your father!
Germany: Yes Grandpa.
Germany has gone offline
German Empire has gone offline
USSR: So can I stay?
America: Lol no Boomer.
Britain: America be nice!
America: Ok Boomer.
Britain has gone offline
America has gone offline
Canada: My ears are about to explode
Australia: Same bro...
Poland: What's wrong?
New Zealand: Ame and Dad are fighting again....
South Korea: Lol
Ireland: Guys shut up I'm playing Animal Crossing!
Japan: New horizons?
Ireland: Ya....
Japan: Is your Island called.... Hel?
Ireland: Yeah
Japan: OMG TOSS BOY!
Ireland: Fuck you discovered my secret.
Ireland has gone offline
Germany: What did I miss?
Canada: Everything.....
Germany: Well all of you are lucky that your noses aren't bleeding.
Australia: Mate..... You alright?
Germany: I'm fine my Father got mad at America so this is America's fault.
USSR: Everything is America's fault.
Ukraine: Dad wtf
Belarus: Ukraine you do know dad is wearing a belt right.
Kazakhstan: And he's been drinking Vodka!
Ukraine: Fuck...
Russia: They're messing with you.... I drank all the vodka lol
USSR: You did what?
Russia: I drank the Vodka
Germany: You guys should start a comedy show because Vater is laughing his ass off.
Third Reich: Ja Deutschland is right!
German Empire: Ja but The office is the best.
Germany: Agreed
Third Reich: Ja true...
Germany has gone offline
Third Reich has gone offline
German Empire has gone offline
Russia: The office is a classic
Japan: Ehem but My Hero Academia is way better.
South Korea: Excuse me but BTS is so much better.
Ukraine: But that's not even a show.
South Korea: I don't care!
Canada: Guys watch this.....
Japan: Watch wat?
Canada: Bill Nye the science guy
America: BILL BILL BILL BILL
Belarus: wtf
USSR: Bela watch your language!
Belarus: Ok Boomer
USSR: Fuck you
Russia: lol suck ass Bela
Belarus: Go fuck yourself Russia!
Ukraine: Hey Bela should we tell everyone about Russia's 'Thing'
Belarus: Oh yes....
Japan: What 'Thing'
South Korea: I'm scared.....
Canada: Could I listen to the Beatles for five minutes without you guys texting.
America: Put your phone on mute
Australia: Omg your so stupid....
New Zealand: Yeah like wtf Ame
USSR: Russia has been having "Wet dreams" about Germany~
South Korea: Why the fuck did you say that....
USSR: What it's not about you?
South Korea: No Japan is fangirling right now..... And she screeches very loudly when she does.
Russia has gone offline
Canada has gone offline
Australia has gone offline
New Zealand has gone offline
Ukraine has gone offline
Belarus has gone offline
USSR has gone offline
Basically everyone is offline
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"Wow we watched all 9 seasons in one night!" German Empire laughed.
"Huh we did what?" Reich asked.
He had fallen asleep at around the 5th season.
"What..... The..... Fuck...." Germany stuttered while looking at his phone.
"What is is Deutschland?" Reich questioned.
"RUSSLAND HAS WET DREAMS ABOUT ME!!" Germany yelled.
Reich blinked a couple of times before fully understanding what his son just yelled.
German Empire just sat there in confusion processing everything.
Life was confusing for the German family but this was next level confusing.
Even more confusing than my last book...... The European Hell......
"AHHHHHHHHHH PAPA WHAT DO I DO?" Germany cried.
"TEXT THEM? I DONT KNOW DEUTCHLAND???" Reich screamed.
"Guys calm down..... Just text them and ask...." German Empire sighed.
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Germany: Mr. USSR is that true?
USSR: Yes......
Germany: Russia.... Is your father telling me the truth?
Belarus: Russia says he'd rather not talk about it....
USSR: wuss....
Ukraine: Lol Russia is a wuss
Belarus: Ukraine shut up rn.
Germany: What is he doing?
Belarus: Chanting... Him and Папа are chanting 'Russia is a wuss'
Germany: hah hah
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Germany decided to just forget about it and play Animal Crossing:New horizons with Ireland cause why not.
"Germany dinner is ready" German Empire called.
"Coming" Germany called back.
He said goodbye to Ireland and turned off his Nintendo Switch and walked to the kitchen.
They were having Mac 'n Cheese :o.
"Germany could you pass me the sodium chloride?" Reich asked with a smirk.
Germany soon caught on to what his father was doing but German Empire was confused again.
"Reich are you ok? You never say that!" German Empire stated.
Then it clicked for German Empire.
They were reciting memes!
"Fuck both of you!" He mumbled.
"Guess he couldn't handle the Newton style!" Germany snickered.
"Outstanding move!" Reich laughed.
"Fine! If you two want to act that way then no desert!" German Empire said.
"NOOOOOOOO" They both cried.
"Modern problems require modern solutions" German Empire declared.
"Fuck we just got memed!" Reich muttered.
"Shit this sucks....." Germany sighed.
"Oh I get all the chocolate cake to myself" German Empire clapped.
"NO PLEASE GIVE ME SOME!" Reich begged.
"Yes please can we have some!" Germany pleaded.
"Ugh fine!" German Empire grunted.
They all sat on the couch and watched memes while eating Chocolate cake!
"This is definitely the best Chocolate cake ever!" Germany stated taking another huge bite out of his slice.
"Agreed" The older to laughed.
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"Why did you tell him!" Russia screamed at his siblings.
"Uhhh dad said we could" Ukraine stuttered.
"Yeah what Uki said!" Belarus laughed nervously.
"Kids just go to bed it's like half eleven so go to sleep!"USSR told them.
"Fine" The trio sighed.
Tomorrow was Saturday 22nd of November.
They could just chill out.
That date may seem firmilar.....
But who knows....
The Russian kids have to sleep now... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YOU ARE READING
So this is what hell is like...
RandomA story of crazy shenanigans happening to your favourite countries! P.S: I wrote this when I was like 12, it's shocking bad, just watch out!! Tysm for 60k reads!! :3 PART 2 OUT NOW !!!! >_<
