So this is what hell is like...

Grandpa German Empire

{German Empire's POV}
I was up in the bedroom with the three children just minding my own bissnues until...
"Can we play Minecraft?" Sweden asked.
"Yes of course!" I smiled.
Sweden Ireland and Germany run over to the TV and turn it on.
Wait-
They are 3 year olds.....
And they're able to turn on a TV...
I'll be a millionaire!
"Vater what are you doing?" Reich asked.
"Oh I'm watching the children play Minecraft!" I stated.
"Oh... Wait isn't that illegal?" Reich stated.
"No don't think s-"
"FUCKING CREEPER!" Sweden screamed.
"OH SHIT!" Ireland yelled.
"THAT CREEPER IS A BITCH!" Germany shrieked.
"Reich did I just hear them curse?" EU called.
"No Europe! You didn't" He called back.
"Pizza man's here!" I heard Russia yell.
"Pizza?" The three young boys questioned.
"Uh I guess?" Reich chuckled.
I picked the three children up and brought them to the kitchen.
"Reich I swear to god if they cursed..." EU muttered.
"But I told you they didn't?" Reich laughed nervously.
EU glared at him and he just continued laughing.
"Reich your better than this... I trained you!" I stated.
"Vater not now!" He moaned.
"Just sit down you idiots, the pizza is going cold." Britain sighed.
"I'm not the idiot here!" Reich stated.
"Great job guys! The babies are gone!" EU declared.
"Oh fuck...." Russia whispered, "GERMANY? IRELAND? SWEDEN?".

{Russia's POV}
Hahahaha we lost the fucking babies!
"Hey do you hear that?" Reich asked.
We heard laughter coming from the bedroom.
I ran upstairs and opened the bedroom door.
"Russland come sit!" Germany smiled while patting the spot beside him.
"We got kinda annoyed with you guys so we came up here to eat!" Sweden giggled.
"Yeah but now you guys found us so we should all just hang out!" Ireland cheered.
How are they so smart?
They are three years old!
HOW IN THE NAME OF COMMUNISUM DOES THAT WORK?
"So you want to sit beside me?" Germany asked.
"Alright Germ"I laughed.
When I sat down he immediately sat on my lap and snuggled up into my chest.
Then the others came up and sat on their beds and ate their slices of pizza.
" How many of us is there?" Dad asked.
"Hmmmm 50 I think" UN stated.
"Wait how did you get here?" Britain asked.
"Magic motherfucker" He responded.
Ok I think it's better if we stay away from alcohol....
Even though I'll drink it again after this is over, hahahaha.
Yeah I need to stop....
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