SUPER SMASH BROTHERS

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"What are they doing?!? And why are they singing Seven Nation Army!" EU screeched.
"We don't know sir!" Andorra panicked.
"But you were out of my league~ All the things I believed~ Yet you were just the right kind~ Yeah you were more than just a dream~" Czech sang.
"CZECH SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" Slovakia yelled.
"Oh fuck...." Czech muttered. "You heard me?"
They all glared at Czech.
"Uhhhh sir.... Hate to intrupt you but... They've escaped.." Poland stated.
"THEY'VE WHAT! GO FIND THEM YOU FUCKERS!" EU screamed.
Everyones vocal cords are going to be destroyed....
"To late bitch" Caitlin stated before shooting EU in the head. "Anyone else?".
"NO MA'AM!" They all screeched.
"Come on C-" Reich and UK stopped in their tracks when they saw what the youngest member of their friend group had done. "You're just like me...".
Caitlin snickered and walked out of the room, Reich and UK soon following.
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"So who's going to man the EU?" UN asked.
"MEEE!" A child-like voice yelled.
Twas Chernobyl_Child..... Strange I know...
"Right so..." UN sighed placing the European flag in her hands.
Chernobyl_Child stood behind UN as all the other countries exited the room.
Well everyone left except or Adventures.
UN needed to hear from them since they know what happened.
Chernobyl_Child looked over Caitlin with a strange expression.
Caitlin was confused.
"Who are you?" Caitlin asked.
"I'm you but different" Chernobyl_Child responded.
"So your 12 and she's 30?"Reich asked.
"Well uh technically uh yeah." Chernobyl_Child chuckled.
"Two crackheads great...." Russia sighed taking Chernobyl_Child attention towards him.
"What did you say you little father fucker." Chernobyl_Child said as she grabbed Russia's collar.
"Did she say Father fucker?" Soviet asked.
"Yes now get back over here!" UN stated while grabbing Chernobyl_Child by the hood of her jumper.
"Hey put me down!" She squeaked.
"How about no" UN responded.

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