A couple of weeks had passed.
The new EU is alot better than the last.
She doesnt kill people.
As for the heros, well America is still the same to say the least.
Canada and probably everyone else is scared for life.
So what are the heros up to, you may ask.
Well it's quite a simple awnser....
They are watching Film Theory.
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Strange I know....
But they need to know where Springfield is!
Anyway I'll let Germany take over
Cause youve heard enough from me!
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Germany's POVThat was one roller-coaster of a ride...
But now it's all over...
And I can relax with my family.
"IT'S IN OREGON!" Papa yelled.
"NO WASHINGTON!" UK yelled back.
"And its..... Oregon" Caitlin laughed.....
Everyone is fucking weird.
"Hey let's play the meme game!" America giggled.
Everyone glared at him, cause y'know.....
"Oh come on it won't hurt you that bad!" America said.
"Ok fine, but I'm going first" Grandpa stated.
He stood up on the table and looked down at Papa.
"Reich, I have the high ground." He declared as he waved his hands around.
"Oh god please no!" Papa responded.
"Russia will you pass me the sodium chloride?"
"It's salt."
"That's what I said sodium chloride"
"I'm Michael Jordan, stop it get some help"
"My eyes!"
"M'lady"
"NeVeR gOnNa GiVe You uP
NeVeR gOnNa LeT yOu dOwN
NeVeR gOnNa RuN aRoUnD aNd DeSeRt YoU"
"Hello Internet, Welcome to Game Theory!"
"I wIlL bArRy YoU aLiVe"
Ok this is getting out of hand....
"GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT A SNICKERS, BECAUSE YOUR NOT YOU WHEN YOUR HUNGRY!" I yelled.
"WELL THEN WHERE ARE THE SNICKERS?" America asked.
"GO FUCK PHILIPPINES FOR ALL I CARE!" I shot back.
"Now Germany calm down...." UK said as he hid behind the couch.
"What I'm only joking- And he's gone" I sighed.
"RAAH" America screamed.
"FUCK SAKE!" I shrieked.
Everyone began laughing and I soon joined because why not...
YOU ARE READING
So this is what hell is like...
RandomA story of crazy shenanigans happening to your favourite countries! P.S: I wrote this when I was like 12, it's shocking bad, just watch out!! Tysm for 60k reads!! :3 PART 2 OUT NOW !!!! >_<