So this is what hell is like...

Nicki Minaj Goes To Ikea

{Reich's POV}
My son is currently sitting in the kitchen with Russia and Sweden and Ireland are messing with each other in the sitting room....
Alright things are going smoothly.
"REICH GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!" Europe yelled.
Haha I'm fucked....
"What's wrong?" I asked as I entered the room she was in.
Wait why is UK here?
Now I know im fucked....
"We are going on a trip to Ikea and yeah cause why not" UK murmured.
"Oh alright" I sighed.

-In Ikea-
"WOAH THIS IS HUGE!" Ireland gasped.
"Come on Ire let's go jump on the beds!" Sweden laughed before he and the Irish boy ran away.
"Should we follow them?" Moldova asked.
"Nah they'll be fine! Ikea is a Swedish store after all and we are the only people here" Romania chuckled.
"Welp I'm going to the kitchens see ya later bitches" Soviet stated before riding off on a skateboard.
Sometimes I wonder if I've taken to many drugs...
But then again I don't do drugs....
"WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT SKATEBOARD?" UK screamed.
But Soviet ignored him...
"Darling come on we need new furniture! And maybe a new house also, knowing our kids we probably do" France said before dragging UK away.
"Why is everyone gett-" EU stopped,
"And their gone.... Come on Reich let's go find Soviet".
"Ok?" I responded.
We walked to the kitchen section to find I'd say 30 countries singing the Dora theme.....
"DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER~" Portugal yelled while poking Spain's face.
"Fuck you!" Spain screeched.
Ok moving on....
"Let's leave them be and go fine Ireland and Sweden." EU laughed nervously.
"Sure." I whispered.
We walked to the bed place and found the two sitting on a king-sized bed.
Who knew babies were so cute.....
But on another note why do I feel like I'm in a kids cartoon?
Like EU and I are just repeating things we've done but everytime one thing is different....
Eh who knows?
Oh wait Germany and Russia are here too?
"Reich should we wake them?" EU asked.
I nodded in response....
"WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS!" Both of us screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Russia shrieked as he fell off the bed.
"Papa? Is that you?" Germany asked as if nothing had happened.
"Yes it is son!" I smiled.
"Why do you like screaming?" UN questioned.
"Just because" I responded.
"That makes no sence...." UN sighed.
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Hello!
Uhhh yeah....

DONT GOOGLE COUNTRYHUMANS SHIPS!

Cause it has some dirty stuff....
Alright if you are a holy child don't look at this photo....

But if not please find what's wrong lol

Anyways I'm going to bleach my eyes....
Byeeeeeeee