ImGermany
Yeah don't worry he'll be ok!
But that photo...
I found it in the dark caverns of the countryhumans thingy....
Germany looks quite uncomfortable-
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{Germany's POV}
When I woke up I expected to see 44 other countries but I only saw a coffee table...
Thats strange-
Oh wait the pillow fight and then I got in trouble.... And I fell down the stairs... So that's why my face is wet...
Oh fuck my ankle is in a bandage-
And there's a note on the table.
Dear Germany
I'm sorry for lashing out at you last night
Everything has been so stressful lately..
Being a Union is pretty hard
I hope you understand...
P.s the reason you have a bandage on your ankle is because you twisted it when you fell down the stairs....
With love - European Union
Oh cool I twisted my ankle!
Dad is going to fucking kill me!
Eh I'm going to see if the others are awake and if their not I might as well cry some more because I feel like I might die.
My ankle is killing me.
Probably because I'm walking up a flight of stairs...
Ok here's the door....
"Is anyone awake?" I whispered as I slowly opened the door.
"Germany" Russia squealed.
He ran over to me and hugged me super tightly.
"Oh my god are you ok?" He asked looking down at my ankle.
"I'm fine Russia... I just fell down the stairs" I smiled.
"YOU WHAT?!" Russia yelled.
Then everyone woke up and looked at me and Russia.
"OH MY GOD GERMANY!" Ireland screamed.
"ARE YOU OK?" Sweden asked.
Everyone was set into panic mode except me and France...
France knew what had happened since she saw me fall....
Bitch didn't even try stop me from falling.
"Guys calm down I'm OK!" I sighed.
"Ok? No your hurt!" Russia stated as he picked me up.
"Guys im seriously fine!" I declared.
But still they all denied it.
Russia was about to say something when Britain's phone rang.
It was New Zealand so he put his phone on speaker.
Hello?
Hi uhhh dad
What is it....
America is in hospital because he choked on a kinder egg....
Pfff- Russia shut up!
Dad why is Russia with you?
You see all of us European countries have been locked in a log cabin so we'd learn to get along...
Oh ok also Canada burnt down the White House again and Australia's spiders got out of their cages
And?
Well we're currently in the hospital while the exterminators get rid of the spiders-
WAIT NO THEY CANT KILL MY SPIDERS!
Australia you'll find more...
Now I've got to go...
Love you kids!
Love you too dad!
Excuse me but did I hear that right-
America choked on a kinder egg...
Pffffffftttt-
"What the actual fuck is wrong with your kids?" Finland asked.
"Well Finland they learn from the best!" Ireland smirked.
"Fuck off you daft git-" Britain mumbled.
"S. I. M. P, squirrels in my pants!" Ukraine laughed.
"Uki calm down... Don't bring Phineas and Ferb into this!" Belarus stated.
"There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it" Ireland sang.
"So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it, LIKE MAYBE" Sweden continued.
"BUILDING A ROCKET OR FIGHTING A MUMMY OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFLE TOWER, FINDING A DODO BIRD. PAINTING OUR CONTINENT OR DRIVING OUR SISTER INSANE! PHINEAS"
"Sweden and Ireland shut your god damn mouths for five minutes. Phineas and Ferb are on vacation... So shut the fuck up" UK muttered.
"Jesus dude sorry" Ireland sighed.
I let out a small chuckle because for some reason seeing people fight amused me and also because I was still being held by Russia.
"Welp guess we all better get up..." France yawned "I'll go make pancakes...".
Pancakes? I love pancakes!
But how is France going to feed us all?
Meh who cares as long as I get fed then I'm fine!
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So this is what hell is like...
RandomA story of crazy shenanigans happening to your favourite countries! P.S: I wrote this when I was like 12, it's shocking bad, just watch out!! Tysm for 60k reads!! :3 PART 2 OUT NOW !!!! >_<
