Hero's of Olympus and Magnus Chase x reader Preferences/ scenarios

Dialogue prompts

(A/n): ...Alright so...I know I said that I was going to not update for a week but I finished my work early for today (Aka at 11;pm) and I kinda just found these dialogue prompts were funny and easy so I could get them out of my system and update a tiny bit. But after this I most likely won't update till sometime next week because I have about 3 final projects due at the same time. Also if you can't tell, I use curses in my writing so there is cursing in this.

S/o: significant other (boyfriend/girlfriend/partner)

Percy:
Percy: I could bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.....or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute"
Y/n: "...No, That's not how you make cookies"
Percy: "how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second"
Y/n; "yOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE APARTMENTS DOWN"
Percy: "I'M GONNA HARNES THE POWER OF FUCKING APOLLO TO MAKE COOKIES"
Y/n: "nO-"

Y/n: *applying chapstick*
Percy: "Oh what flavor is that?"
Y/n: "Oh it's *Random flavor*
Percy: "can I try it?"
Y/n: *hand's over chapstick* "sure"
Percy: *Kisses Y/n*
Percy: "that's a nice flavor"
Y/n: *Has stopped functioning*

Jason:
Y/n: "Are you...blushing?"
Jason: "What, no"
Y/n: "Did I get the ever-stoic, serious leader, total badass hero of camp Jupiter; Jason to blush?"
Jason: "No...It's...It's the cold"
Y/n: "Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you 'your face is so freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?'"
Jason: *Blushing harder* *Voice crack* "N-no."

Y/n: "Have you ever had an s/o?"
Jason: "no"
Y/n: *genuinely surprised* "HOW?!"
Jason: *Shrugs* "I don't know, never asked, never got asked"
Y/n: *under breath* "But you're so hot"
Jason: "What?"
Y/n: "What?!"
(a/n: in a scenario he will have had a girlfriend but shhhhhhh)

Leo:
Y/n:"wait are you flirting with me?"
Leo: "Well I have been for the last year but thanks for noticing" 

Y/n: "Can I borrow something?"
Leo: "Sure, what?"
Y/n: *getting all up in Leo's space* "Your space heater of a body. I'm freezing"
Leo: *snuggles*

Nico:
Y/n: "Hey, do you have bags I can borrow?"
Nico: "The only bags I have are the one's under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence"
Y/n: "Literally all you had to do was say no"

Nico: "I've been dropping subtle hints that I have a crush on Y/n"
Y/n: *walks past Nico*
Nico: *Ignores them*
Nico: "That went pretty well"

Frank:
Random person: "Frank is cute"
Y/n: "Excuse me? Ex-fucking-cuse me? Cute? C-U-T-E? Aphrodite(Venus) was in a good mood when she made this person. Look at him. Look at his face. Look at his everything. You call this "Cute?" I'm sure you want to rephrase that because this "cute" person is actually someone that shouldn't exsist. he's perfection, my dear"
Frank: *smiles* thanks

Hazel: "Hey, are you free on Friday? like, around 8 pm on Friday?"
Y/n: "Yes?"
Hazel: "What about you?"
Frank: "Yes, I am"
Hazel: "Great! Because I'm not. You two go without me. Enjoy your date!"
Y/n: "Did she just-"

Will:
Will: "I can probably sing all the lyrics to any Disney you can name"
Y/n: "What the fuck is a Disney" (you know what Disney is just go with it k?)
Will:"..."
Will: "Buckle the fuck up and prepare for a long ass marathon while we cuddle you ignorant little shi-"

Will:*Cool and collected, smart, level-headed, etc, etc...* "I got this under control"
Y/n: *get's a paper cut*
Will: *Panics, crashes into everything in his haste* Oh my fucking Gods ARE YOU OKAY?! YOU'RE BLEEDING! THAT'S IT WE'RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL

Magnus:
Y/n: "hey babe how was trai-HOLY HEL WHAT HAPPENED?"
Magnus: *Soaked in water, covered in flour and honey, grass in his hair, and a pine cone stuck to his face* "I'm having what some would call a 'bad day'"

Y/n: "Aw...I cut my finger..."
Magnus: *runs around* "Wheeee ooooo Wheeee ooooo Wheeee ooooo"
Y/n: "what?"
Magnus: *stops and heals Y/n's finger"
Magnus: *Runs again* Wheeee ooooo Wheeee ooooo
Y/n:"......."

Hearthstone:
Hearthstone: "You love my right?"
Y/n: *being sarcastic* "no, I don't love you"
Hearthstone: *starts to cry* "but I thought you did..."
Y/n: *Freaking out* "NONONO I DO LOVE YOU I WAS BEING SARCASTIC I'M SORRY-"

Y/n: *lying next to Hearthstone who's asleep* "cute"
Hearthstone: *Cuddles closer to y/n, still asleep*
Y/n: *choking back tears* C U T E

Alex:
Tj: "So what's it like dating Alex?"
Y/n: "Once, I asked her for a glass of water while she was still pissed at me and she brought me a glass full of ice and told me to wait"

Alex: *sitting on Y/n's lap* "Pay attention to me"
Y/n: "We were just making out two seconds ago."
Alex: "I don't see your points."