The Bloopers

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Toon L.- *sigh* I'm so glad to be done with this book.
Ness- You said it.
Villager- It was fun while it lasted (Stretches).
Lucas- For you maybe.
Villager- Oh come on, give it more credit will ya.
Me- Um guys, don't forget what you're here for.
Toon- (Pinches between his eyes) Right, almost forgot...
Ness- So we're not done with this...
Me- Not officially at least. You guys do have another story to be in though...
Lucas- Let's just wrap this up...

...Time skip...

Toon- Hey everyone, welcome to the final chapter.
Ness- This is more of a behind the scenes kind of thing to be honest.
Villager- So without further ado, we present to you bloopers!

...Chapter 1...
Maga man- What's up? (Hands Villager a 7up)
Villager- (Grabs can and points) Nothing, just watching them. (Opens can and the drink explodes in his face) I said Not to shake it up!
Maga man- I didn't...
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Mega man- You can't just run off when your friend is helping you out.
Villager- (Crosses arms) I can if I don't want any beef...
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Toon- On the count of three I want you to tackle me, like you would in football.
Ness- And then what?
Toon- (Smirks)
Lucas- (Facepalms and mumbles) oh my gosh...
Maga man- (Burst through their door) PG Only!
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Lucas- Look at him, he's just as cute as me.
Toon- (Hits him with a rubber chicken)
Lucas- Ow...where'd you get that from...
Toon- Nowhere...(Hides chicken behind his back)

...Chapter 5...
Villager- It has an A in it.
Lucas- Andrew
Toon- Jack
Villager- I'm not a YouTuber 😑
Ness- I thought the same thing 😂
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All three- (Run up to Rock and catch their breath)
Maga man- Getting your steps in😏
Ness- No...(Grabs one of his Oreos and eats it)
Mega man- Hey!
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Toon- So we know his name starts with 'A', but it's not Andrew...
Lucas- Cue the Jeopardy song😆
(The wrong song plays in the background)
Ness- Opps...
Toon & Lucas- (Shrug and start dancing)

...Chapter 11...
Ness- I'm not going to the store by myself. (Looks at Toon link who's playing his DS) Ahem...
Toon- (Looks up from DS confused) Huh?
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Lucas- (Comes out the bathroom looking slightly different and smirks at Villager)
Villager- (In thought) Oh no he's hot!
Maga man- PG ONLY!
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Lucas- (Sits down with a box of Pocky)
Villager- (Looks at Lucas in thought) Please don't ask me to play that Pocky game...(Blushes slightly)
Lucas- (Asks innocently) Want some?
Villager- No I'm- Wait what...?
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Lucas- (Tries to run sonic speed but trips and falls on Ness)
Ness- (Looks at Lucas in shock)
Lucas- Just give me my snacks...(Snatches his bag and sits on the couch in embarrassment)

...Chapter 15...
Toon- (Gets hit with snowball)
Lucas- Sorry Toon.
Toon- (Grabs some snow and throws it at Ness)
Villager- Snowball Fight!😆
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Snowman- Do you mind making me some company, dear friend?
Villager- (Sighs tiredly) You ask me this every time...😑
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Villager- It's a heart!
Lucas- Ooh so shiny...🤩
Villager- My precious...
All three boys- 🙁

...Chapter 17...
Villager- (Coughs while holding medicine) Do I have to down this whole thing...
Ness- If you want feel better then yes!
Villager- Okay...
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Ness- Oh no, not them, anyone but them...
Bad guys- (In the background dancing silly)
Toon- (Facepalms) Why are they such an embarrassment...
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Wario- Yeah, listen to your boyfriend Nessie...
Lucas- That's not in the- (Pinches between his eyes)
Toon- Say what now!
Ness- I think he was just trying to mock my name like yours was.
Wario- Wait so, what's your relation to each other?
Toon & Ness- We're Just Friends!
Lucas- PG, am I right 😅

...Chapter 25...
All Four- (In royal clothes)
Toon- (Bows to Ness) How may I assist you, your highness?
Ness- Dear knight, you're too kind.
Both- (Start laughing)
Lucas- And they say that they're 'just friends'😑
Villager- I know right.
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Lucas- Why do I have to be a mouse?
Peach & Zelda- (Whisper and giggle to each other)
Villager- Too much fangirling over here!
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All Four- (In a favorite outfit)
Ness & Lucas- (Fighting as their favorite anime characters)
Peach- Those outfits actually fit them pretty well...
Zelda- I know right.
Toon- Well look at you in a little sailor boy outfit.
Villager- (Blushes) Shut up!

...Chapter 27...
Mega man- Alright, enough flirting you two, let's just get this game started.
Villager- Whatever happened to 'PG only' huh?😏
Mega man- 😭 It's not in the script...
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Mega man- Who's asking...
Nana- I am (Rises hand)
Popo- Girl you know good and well that he is too old for you😑
Nana- 😭 A girl can dream...
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Toon- You guys are sissies...
Ness- Oh and you're not.
Toon- Shall I prove it to you 😏
Mega man- Oh My Gosh, PG Only you guys!
Villager- Face it Rock there is no more PG after this...

...Present Chapter...
Toon- That has to be the most funniest chapter on here.
Ness- For you maybe...
Villager- I actually agree with Toon.
Lucas- I thought chapter 11 was the funniest.
Ness- Even though you tripped and fell on me.
Lucas- We do not speak of that...
Ness- Well, my favorite was chapter 6 even if the bloopers weren't shown...
Me- Well, sorry for not having a lot of space to do so...
Ness- It's fine, we'll just leave it to the readers.
Toon- So very professional (Claps sarcastically).
Ness- Someone has to be.
Lucas- Yeah right😒
Me- Enough...I thought ya were tired of this.
Villager- Apparently not...
Me- Then I'll just close it... Thanks for everyone's support and I do have another story up, sadly it doesn't always come up for whatever reason.
Ness- Because of the title.
Me- Right...but it's not as bad as it seems...WATTPAD!
Toon- Lies you tell...
Me- Just check it out when possible and we'll see ya in 'My Dark Side'.
All four- Bye everyone! (Waves)

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