*at a costume party*
Cara, dressed as a witch: Um... what are you supposed to be?
Salty Tofu: A harp
Cara: Your costume is too small to be a harp
Salty Tofu: Are you calling me a lyre?
Cara, realizing the joke: *giggles*
Boston Lobster: *breaks door down*
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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...