Crepe: What's happening?
Baguette: The Orchestra found a child who exclaimed 'Wow!' during a performance.
Black Pudding: That child is now dead.
Mousse: Uhhh that's literally not true. That child was on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the singers. Don't spread misinformation. Many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobbish.
Baguette: Thanks I was worried the Orchestra killed the kid.
Opera Cake: There was one person I wanted to kill, but it wasn't the kid.
Baguette: Who was it? I'll help you clean it up so Sachertorte can't find out.
Opera Cake: *glances over at Whiskey*
Whiskey: *dragging a screaming Pizza to his room for experimentation*
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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...
