Pretzel: What is your name?
Oyster: Oyster.
Pretzel: Do you want to say hi, Oyster?
Oyster: .... No.
Pretzel: You don't want to say hi? To your mother, your father, your grandparents, your uncles--
Oyster: We're Food Souls. We don't have parents or grandparents or uncles.
Marinara: *laughs in Pizzata fan-child*
Pretzel: Do you want to say anything to someone?
Oyster: To my "family" at Desire Tavern.
Pretzel: Desire Tavern? What do you want to say to them?
Oyster: Fuckers.
Pretzel: *gasp*
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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...
