Pizza: So could you tell me how you're feeling today?
Steak: Well I thought about what you said about being more social, so I went skydiving.
Pizza: Skydiving? And how did that go?
Steak: I was upset when my parachute opened.
Pizza:
Baguette:
Sweet Tofu:
Oyster:
All 4: *snickers*
Steak: Why are you laughing at me?
Pizza: Because Steak we all feel the same way. You ain't special.
Steak: But Red Wine said I was....
Sweet Tofu: Oh, Steak.
Oyster: He didn't mean it as a compliment.
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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...