Red Wine: Every time you stub your toe, something happens.
Red Wine: You let out a beautiful noise that sounds like--
Red Wine: *stabs Bloody Mary's foot*
Bloody Mary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...