Pizza: If drugs aren't allowed in sports, then why is makeup allowed in beauty contests?
Cheese: What.
Pizza: They're both cheating. They're both boosting the participants' performance. Makeup shouldn't be allowed in beauty contests for that reason.
Cheese: I mean... you have a point.
Cassata, from downstairs: Guys why is the Eye of Horus here?
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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...
