MA: This just in from the Magic Academy-- Food Souls can magically conjure up whatever food or drink they're manifested from.
Red Wine, sipping his wine: ....
Bloody Mary, sneaking up behind him: *whispers* Imagine if that's your piss.
Red Wine: *chokes*
Takoyaki: You mean I've been slaving over these damn platters when I could've snapped my fingers and have takoyaki ready to serve?
Spaghetti: *throws noodles at Oyster*
Oyster: Thank you.
Cheese:
*5 seconds later*
Pizza: *opens eyes* .....
Cheese, standing over him:
Pizza: ... Can I--?
Cheese: I'm hungry. Feed me.
Pizza: I just woke up, give me a minute to process that I'm alive.
Cheese: Cassata he said no!
Pizza: I didn't say--
Cassata, from the other room: Pizza please, she's already exhausted me, just make her a bunch of pizzas.
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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...
