Dragon & Phoenix Quits, He Just Quits

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Dragon & Phoenix: Someone once said "he could probably fit a whole quarter up his nose".

Dragon & Phoenix: THAT IS A LIE.

*5 seconds later*

Dragon & Phoenix, with two quarts horizontally shoved in his nostrils: 

Realgar Wine: Please throw those quarters out when you're done.

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