Dragon & Phoenix: Someone once said "he could probably fit a whole quarter up his nose".
Dragon & Phoenix: THAT IS A LIE.
*5 seconds later*
Dragon & Phoenix, with two quarts horizontally shoved in his nostrils:
Realgar Wine: Please throw those quarters out when you're done.
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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...