One day I woke up and got really stupid. Then I thought, "What if Mineta was Doomguy?" So here's that crap storm. (Every Doom mod I can think of is cannon. Every Doom game is cannon as well.)
Mineta woke with a pain in his neck and ache in his head, but he looked on the bright side at least he wasn't dead. Mineta sat up, something was different, he just couldn't put his finger on it. Mineta went to stand, his bones hurt and now he knew why. That portal must have triggered some sort of growth spurt or stretched him out. It didn't really matter how he got taller he just did. If Mineta had to guess he was just about six feet tall. He didn't mind being taller, what he did mind though was the fact that now he was wearing clothes that were a few sizes too small.
Mineta took in his surroundings he didn't like what he saw. He landed right next to a dead guy. There was blood everywhere. The smell was almost enough to make him gag. What intrigued him though was the armor the dead guy was wearing.
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(This but purple with yellow gloves, boots, and kneepads and holes in the helmet for his grapes. And an argent pack.)
It looked like it would fit. So Mineta took off his clothes and put the suit on, it was a little big but will work. The dead guy also had some brass knuckles, a knife, and a pistol with a few mags. This took Mineta back to his days in that street gang but that was three years ago. Mineta thankfully kept his skills with firearms.
Mineta realized the massive door in front of him. He decided to go through it but keep on his toes. He was about to walk forward when a symbol appeared on his visor. It looked like it was loading. the next thing he knew there was music playing in his helmet and there were icons for each weapon he had, as well as a little bar at the bottom of the visor that displayed his face and heart rate and showed how much ammunition for each weapon he had.
He was surprised at first but quickly adjusted to it. He finally set foot through the door and was immediately met with bullets. He quickly ran for cover.
