One day I woke up and got really stupid. Then I thought, "What if Mineta was Doomguy?" So here's that crap storm. (Every Doom mod I can think of is cannon. Every Doom game is cannon as well.)
Mineta was in bad shape. Those spikey creatures, apparently called imps, can really jump. One latched on to his back. He had to reach around and shoot it the head with his pistol. Another one scratched his stomach and, luckily, just barely broke through the skin. That same one scratched his inner thigh which, once again, just barely broke the skin. They can throw fireballs too, yaaay. Also, the barrels he hid behind are explosive, which hurt like hell when found out.
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Groovy, Thought Mineta he picked up a chainsaw. There were other similar looking weapons so he took them too. As well as the other weapons that were not gas-powered.
He got a few new weapons. Ranged and melee. By a few I mean, a lot. Which was cool, but what he needed was some more armor plates.
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Dafuq? thought Mineta.
He noticed a sign that said armory. Bingo thought Mineta with a devilish grin. The armory was bound to have some more plating.
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(Ignore the left one. Still the same color scheme as before.)
That's much better, thought Mineta, looking in the mirror.
The armory also had medical supplies and some really big guns (Hell Yeah) which he put in his argent pack, along with ammo and medical supplies and a strange black box which was identified by his helmet as a "berserk pack".
Mineta took out a weapon he was familiar with, out on the streets. A bayonetted World War One trench gun with slamfire. He was ready for battle.
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