One day I woke up and got really stupid. Then I thought, "What if Mineta was Doomguy?" So here's that crap storm. (Every Doom mod I can think of is cannon. Every Doom game is cannon as well.)
Mineta was hiding around a corner. The bullets had stopped as soon as he hid. He decided to pop out and fire some shots. Luckily he still had the aim he had in his time with the gang and managed to score a headshot with one bullet.
He went to search the body for ammunition. Instead, he found a very nice rifle with four fire modes; semi-auto, binary fire, burst fire, and full-auto. And a few mags.
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Oooh, me likey, thought Mineta. Maybe I should be a bit more careful. Also, what the HELL was that?
A few notifications appeared in his visor. One said, "You picked up the assault rifle!" The second one said, "File acquired, 'Zombieman' if you wish to view the file say 'view files'. " The third notification said, "If you wish to carry additional items, please place them in your argent pack. Your argent pack can be accessed by thinking of the desired item."
He then noticed up ahead there were more of those things. Some had rifles, shotguns, pistols, and even heavy machine guns. Whoever these things used to be they were definitely soldiers of some kind. There were also people in lab coats; some had axes, hammers, wrenches, and various other weapons. There were shirtless guys with weapons that resemble chainsaws. There were also weird creatures that had spikes coming out of there shoulders. He could see two kinds one was brown and the other was black. Both kinds were about his size.
Mineta got ready for a firefight. This might be a long battle, thought Mineta.
