Mineta was wandering around. He saw a couple of vending machines and decided to raid them for supplies. After that was over he saw some more of those things. But there was a big bull-like pink one.
He decided to play it safe. (Yeah right author. You don't know how to write carefully. Yeah, thanks, Mineta. Why am I arguing with a fictional character? I don't know. Shouldn't we be getting on with the story now? Yeah, we should, sorry about that guys. And gals. Mineta no one says that anymore. You used to say that all the time though. I used to-- we're getting sidetracked. NOW back to the story.)
Mineta took the stealthy approach and got the drop on them. He shot the pink thing in the ass and it died immediately. That was easy, thought Mineta. He quickly dispatched the smaller creatures and searched the area. He found a bottle of wine.
He took off his and raised the bottle to his lips. Then it exploded sending glass flying everywhere including his face, good thing he closed his eyes. "FUCK!!!!!!" Mineta yelled at the top of his lungs as he felt glass embed itself into his face and neck.
I guess I missed one, he thought. He quickly scanned the area and found the culprit. it was a zombieman with what looked like a .50cal Desert Eagle. He quickly dispatched by blowing his head off, sending gray matter and blood everywhere, of the undead soldier and took his weapon.
Great now I have to pick glass out of my face and neck, thought the grape-haired teen.
It was going to hurt and the teen knew it.
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The Grape Slayer (Mineta Minoru as doomguy and/or doomslayer)
FanfictionOne day I woke up and got really stupid. Then I thought, "What if Mineta was Doomguy?" So here's that crap storm. (Every Doom mod I can think of is cannon. Every Doom game is cannon as well.)
