The Grape Slayer (Mineta Minoru as doomguy and/or doomslayer)

The Video

The video had started with a loading symbol that resembled a pentagram.

Minoru cocked his pistol and opened a door. He was met by a hail of bullets and ducked around a corner.

"So much for a warm welcome," Minoru said.

He popped out from around the corner and took a shot. It went right between the eyes. Gray matter and blood sprayed everywhere.

Mineta walked over to the body to check for ammunition, he was instead met by a beautiful assault rifle.

"Ooh, me likey. I should definitely be more careful with my surroundings. Also what the hell is a zombieman? Well, actually now that I think about it, it's pretty self-explainitory."

With that, Minoru trudged on. He was prepared for combat. He was constantly scanning the room. His eyes went left, forward, right.

"Oh look, another door wonder what's behind it. Definitely not more of those things." Minoru's voice was laden with sarcasm.

He opened the door and--

"Holy shit!"

There were hordes of enemies. Soldiers with various ranged weapons. Scientists and civilians with various melee weapons. Humanoid creatures with spikes coming out of their shoulders in two colors, brown and black.

Minoru put his rifle on full-auto and started putting round after round into their flesh. He saw them falling and spraying blood, grey matter, and in some cases, limbs. The ones that had lost limbs were still kicking, not literally of course. He ran out of rifle rounds rather quickly.

"Damn, shoulda been counting."

He pulled out his pistol and started sinking more rounds into them. As he was reloading, a flaming projectile flew past him. He stopped moving from side to side and hid behind some barrels. He was popping out and taking shots.

As he ducked back behind cover, a fire ball just so happened to fly right into the open top of the barrel. And next thing he knew, BOOM!!!! The explosion had thrown him into the wall.

"Damn, that hurt."

He was rather quick to get back to his feet considering that the impact at least bruised a rib or two. He didn't stop for long and was back to running and gunning. He just used his last round. He pulled out a knife in his right hand and had brass knuckles on his left. He charged into battle and engaged in melee combat.

A scientist with an axe came at him with a vertical downward swing. He dodged easily and lodged his knife into his throat and caused blood to squirt everywhere. Another came at him with a machete and executed a horizontal slash. Minoru ducked beneath it and delivered a devastating uppercut that sent the scientists jaw through his skull.

"Ahh!"

Minoru stumbled, something had latched onto his back. He reached around and grabbed whatever it was by what felt like its face. "Ow!" It bite him, definitely the face. He threw the creature onto the ground and curb stomped its skull caused blood and brains to spill out everywhere.

"Agh!"

Another one of those things had leapt out at him. It managed to scratch him on the stomach and the inner thigh. It wasn't that deep but, that doesn't mean it didn't hurt. He managed to finish this one off with a quick downward strike with the edge of the brass knuckles.

Now that the enemies that could still move had been taken care of, he needed to finish off the ones that couldn't. He dispatched of these ones very quickly. A quick kick or punch and they were dead.

He decided to scavenge for anything he could use. Lots of weapons, ranged and melee, and ammunition.

He had decided to rest for the moment and slide down the wall and closed his eyes.

AN: Well, another chapter done and in the book. I spent a hour writing this and now it's 3:03 am. Goodnight you beautiful motherfumpers.