Welp back to U.A. for me. It'll be nice to have a hot shower and clean my armor. I also want some fresh grapes. I want to sleep in a real bed.
"So, Mineta now that you're back, what are you going to do first?" Asked Izuku.
"Well since I have a lot of work to catch up on, I probably won't be doing much more than that."
"How did you get so tall?""I have no clue."
"How did you get so strong?"
"Once again no clue."
"Where did you get that armor?"
God, this is going to be a long bought of questions, aaaand he's got the journal again, probably updating my profile or adding a profile for me.
AN: One of the many things Izuku and I don't have in common is frequently updating. Sorry it's short high school is hard to adjust to. And my sleep schedule is all out of wack. Picture day is tomorrow and I need my beauty sleep, I say writing this at 11:32 pm. Anyways good night you beautiful motherf____rs.
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The Grape Slayer (Mineta Minoru as doomguy and/or doomslayer)
FanfictionOne day I woke up and got really stupid. Then I thought, "What if Mineta was Doomguy?" So here's that crap storm. (Every Doom mod I can think of is cannon. Every Doom game is cannon as well.)