Hp one shots

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙙𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙪𝙨, 𝙉𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙖, 𝙏𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮/𝙣 - 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚

Sooo this is just something I'm gonna do occasionally were I just write a one shot that my friends and I come up with together (btw there is our commentary in bold) it is always the same characters but different friend helping and different plot.
---------------thx Pavitra

Also this is Marauders time btw
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"Nooooooooooo" Narcissa whined. She was glued (not literally) to Lucius' bed and didn't want to get up. "Cissy get up!" Lucius begged. "Tom! Help me!" "No. You're on your own." "What sort of friend are you?!" Tom remained silent.

(A/n:
Me: I want Tom to be THAT BITCH
Pavitra: *proceeds to re-enact the THAT BITCH tik tok*
ME:...)

"What's going on?" Y/n asked stepping into the two boys dormitories. "Narcissa won't get off Malfoy's bed and won't give him his hoodie back so we are unable to lock our dorm with her still in here." Tom informed. "And I'm NOT locking Narcissa in here cause I know she'll steal all my jumpers and anything she can get her grabby little hands on!" Lucius argued. "Careful Malfoy that's your girlfriend your talking about." Y/n warned.

Y/n jumped onto Tom's bed. "No you too!" He whined. "Yes me too." Y/n smirked, stealing his green hoodie from the end of the bed and putting it in on herself. "Are you comfortable now?" Tom asked sarcastically. "No." Y/n scooted into his bed under the silk sheets. "Now I am." Y/n smiled at him. Both Tom and Lucius grumbled. "Get out and take my hoodie off y/n." Tom demanded. "No." "Yes." "Nah." "Yes!" "Yeah nah." "Karmas a bitch Riddle." "Shut up Malfoy!" L/n and Riddle glared at the platinum blonde.

(A/n:
Me: that's us
Pavitra: that's us)

Y/n turned to the left and rummaged through her boyfriends stuff. "Y/n what are you doing?" "Trying to find your secret stash." She answered simply. "I don't have one." "Oh yeah your boring. I forgot." Y/n sighed.

(A/n:
Me: why is Tom so boring?
Pavitra: just wait)

Lucius was trying to pry the hoodie off of Narcissa. "Give it back!" "No!" "Yes" "NO" "why do girls ALWAYS steal their boyfriends jumpers?" Lucius sighed, sitting down next to Tom on the spare beds. "I don't know Malfoy." The other boy spoke, rubbing his temple. "Because," Narcissa started. "Men's jumpers are bigger, warmer and more comfortable." "Fakts with a K!" Y/n said groggily. Tom chuckled softly.

(A/n:
Me: are we just making Narcissa and y/n do what we would?
Pavitra: yeah)

"Shit..." Narcissa whispered. "What?" Y/n questioned. "I forgot I have my..." Narcissa pointed down. "Awwww your poor thing!" Y/n cried. "You have what?" Lucius questioned. "Lucius, please shut up and don't asked questions." Riddle begged. "Why? I want to know." "No you don't." "But I do!" "You really don't. I'm trying to save you." "Just tell me." Lucius asked.

"BAGS NOT TELL MALFOY!" Tom and Narcissa screamed. "NOOOOOO!" Y/n cried. The other two chuckled at y/n unwillingness. "...fine. Malfoy sit down." Y/n ordered.

~~~time skip after y/n explained to Malfoy~~

"THATS DISGUSTING NARCISSA!" Lucius yelled. All 3 laughed at Malfoy's disgusted face. "Y/n has it too you know." Tom said. Lucius grumbled. The two boys looked at each other in shock and disgust. "Ew...wait...GET OFF MY BED!" Malfoy screamed. "Awww. Malfoy are you forcing your girlfriend who is in pain and unhappy at the moment, off your bed?" Y/n scolded. "Yes! She'll get her gross blood on my bed!" Lucius whined. "It's okay Cissy come here." Y/n told her softly, patting Tom's bed. "What? NO! BOTH OF YOU GET OFF!" Now it was Tom's turn to scream. "Nooooooooooo" the girls whined. "YOU'LL GET BOTH YOUR GROSSNESS ON MY BED!" "No we won't." The girls smiled. "YES YOU WILL! OFF!"