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more headcanons

hellloooooo i forgot to include this in the first one but SIRIUS HAS A HAIR PULLING KINK
also, James has ADHD I can't believe I forgot this

Remus John Lupinnn

· Sarcasm

· Literally all the time

· He's just an absolute bitch and cannot help it

· Swears like a sailor

· Big spoon always

· 6'5

· lanky as fuck

· FRECKLES

· dimple in his left cheek

· eyes literally the color of honey

· curly curly curly hair but he does not take care of it so it's always super frizzy

· lots of scars and he hates them, especially the one where he got bit on his right shoulder and the one across his nose

· originally from a seaside town in Wales!!!!! but moved a lot because of his furry problem and ended up in England. Speaks Welsh pretty well but not completely fluent

· BadPosture™

· Goes days at a time without eating real food

· Like all he has for a week is tea and chocolate

· Speaking of tea his favorites are earl grey, chamomile, echinacea, and lemon

· Anyway because he doesn't eat enough his hands shake a lot and it drives James fucking insane

· Was confused about his sexuality and got a girlfriend at one point

· was still really confused so he just said he was gay since all he knew was "blokes are hot and I like having them under me"

· Sweaters in literally every color and pattern you can imagine. Really, the marauders did a test. Only one they couldn't find was "pink with a zebra on it" they did however find "purple with a zebra on it"

· He has this lazy smile where he looks at you through half lidded eyes and his lips (usually pink and puffy from aggressive kissing) curl and you can just barely see his teeth. if he gives you it while shirtless and leaning back in an armchair you will be instantly aroused (source: Sirius Black)

· Anxiety. and he had really bad PTSD when he was younger from the greyback attack but he's gotten a lot better. Of course he's not completely over it but he's doing better

· up until he was eight he absolutely could not sleep in his own room

· one night Hope and Lyall got him tucked in. around midnight a tree branch smacked the window and he had his first panic attack (Greyback broke in through the window the night he was bit so it scared him)

· he also had really bad nightmares when he was 5/6 nearly every night

· but they got less frequent pretty fast

· Sometimes he distances himself from his friends because "they're gonna leave him anyway" and it takes long talks with Sirius for him to stop

· Probably has to help babysit a lot to make sure Sirius doesn't accidentally kill Harry

· Oh he absolutely loves Harry even tho he's scared of holding him

· and ummmm yeah

i'm 100% sure i'm forgetting my favorite Remus headcanons but I ://// can't think of them

I'm just gonna get the Lupins over with