𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜

headaches and overdose [t.n]

tedbox......... i love rarepairs.

ted is major ooc but im literally basing this off of me w my friends when im high (except we dont make out lmfao)

i love noah hugbox make more content for him please he's deathly underrated

title from beachboy - mccafferty

cw for overdosing on weed ig?? idk

no prompt head empty just woke bc i felt like it

final word count like... 1.5k its shit and short and midnight here

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noah opens the window to the misfits' airbnb and climbs in, tripping over the untied laces of his boots and almost falling flat on his face. as he gets his lanky limbs through the window and begins to shut it, he turns and spots cooper with a camera pointed directly at him and freezes, waves at the camera, and then cooper's gone, whisked away by travis and eric (he still cannot believe swagger's real name is eric, it's such a baby name) into the next room. 

noah brushes off his jacket, kicks off his boots, adjusts his shirt, and sighs, carding a hand through mussed hair and looking around. travis and eric are having fun — probably bonding over being the shortest members in their group, if noah has to guess — and even though cooper looks like a third wheel, he still seems happy to be there, his camera focused mostly on travis. he's a little confused by this — why wouldn't cooper film both of them? it doesn't make any sense-

oh. noah sees what's happening here. 

well, cooper isn't the only one with a little crush on one of the lunch club members, he thinks to himself as ted passes through, chewing on what looks to be a nerds rope and waving to noah through half-lidded eyes. he waves back and drops eye contact, sitting down against a couch and pulling out his phone. ted is probably high, just like most everyone else in the house, except for tobi, who's probably well on her way to getting drunk, which means the house is going to be fucking loud. 

he engages in liking fanart his viewers made for him, then scrolls through instagram, a headache already beginning to form from the amount of noise that's echoing around the airbnb. he wouldn't necessarily call himself an introvert, but with all the people in the house at the current time, it's exhausting and he kind of wants to leave for a little bit. he doesn't know what he'll do, though; he isn't sleepy-tired and laying down doesn't really seem all that appealing to him right now, so he stays.

he waves to schlatt, who waves back, and digs his earbuds out of his pocket, plugging them in and turning on a random spotify playlist of his. he yawns and rests his head on the couch, eyelids fluttering closed. the sounds of everyone talking and laughing are muffled, drowned out by szymon. noah has to admit, though, szymon fucking slaps. 

ted walks by again, waving at noah with the nerds rope still in his mouth, and noah waves back, giving ted a tired half-smile. the nerds rope is almost gone, and ted shoves the rest in his mouth before waltzing into the kitchen, probably to go get another one. noah takes an earbud out of his ear when josh comes in and says hi, and keeps it out, since it's quieted down a bit and he no longer feels as if he wants to rip his own head off. 

"ted, no! those are edibles!" 

uh-oh. 

there's more talking in the kitchen, though it's hushed, and he can hear ted shout indignantly at whatever one of the misfits said to him. 

noah looks up and cocks an eyebrow, looking up at ted as he walks in, wondering what happened. "the nerds ropes were edibles, noah," ted says, and sits down next to him, rubbing his eyes.