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Meeting Wario At A Walmart (Male Reader X Wario)

Wednesday, August 5th

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I was running low on groceries so I decided to head to my local Walmart and buy some groceries. Little did I know I would meet my former roommate Wario.

The first thing on my list was Tasty Milk. I've always been good at finding milk, unlike my father! It took that silly goose 17 years to find milk. Anyways, I got the milk and put it in the shopping kart. 

I then got all of my fresh fruits and vegetables. Thats when i saw him.

5'5 200 pound beefcake, Wario. He moved out a month ago because he wanted to be in a better appartment. We sort of lost contact but we were great friends at the time. 

When I saw him, I started feeling a little tingly down in my pants, but I did well in making conversation.

"So Wario, how has moving in been, old friend." I asked. 

"Moving in has been great, now that I actually bought a house. I have a lot more room to do all sorts of stuff. I also started Wario Ware Inc. Which will be a video game company." Wario responded. 

"Wow Wario, you seem to have big plans! Im personally gonna try and find a job as a Naval Engineer." I responded. A naval engineer is the worst kind of engineer by the way.

"Nice! Hey Y/N, you should visit some time. Maybe even spend a night or few. Again, I have a lot of space and could use some company." Oh my god, Wario invited me over.

"O-of course i would love to go! I'll text you later i gotta get going, see ya." I said.

"Goodbye Y/N!"

The End