freak like me ✔️

~• twelve •~

note from author: this chapters lowkey long. soo. yeah. enjoy loves <3

you both sat in the two chairs in front of hotchs desk nervously. he was sitting in front of both of you, reading a piece of paper.

hotch: *sigh* i really don't want to have to do this.

you were sweating.

hotch: you both were doing inappropriate things in the jet. correct?

both: yes.

hotch: listen to me and carefully. as you both know, this was against the rules.

you nodded.

spencer: yeah.

hotch: i do not care if you both are in a relationship personally-

spence: oh we're not together-

you: yeah no-

hotch: i'm a profiler. you really think i believe that?

spence: well-

you: i-

hotch: *laughs* as i was saying, you both can be in a relationship personally, but don't let get involved in any of our cases.

you: wait does that mean-

hotch: no, im not firing my best agents, but i must suspend you both for two weeks. i'll make it one though.

you: oh my god! thank you so much!

spence: you really are my favorite boss.

hotch: *laughs* im your only boss.

spence: well-uh-

hotch: *laughs* well we have a case today, i'll see you both in two weeks. and no more inappropriate behavior on these grounds. understood?

spence: wait- we can't flirt?

hotch: i don't mind that. let's just say no physical behavior on these grounds. that can be done somewhere else. now is that understood?

spence: yes!- oh i mean, yes sir.

you: *laughs* thank you hotch.

he smiled at you both, got up, and exited his office.

you: spence!

spence: i know i'm as shocked as you.

you both kept discussing the topic, as you exited hotch's office. you then saw carina packing her things with a smirk on her face.

you: she really that cocky?

spence: i don't even know anymore.

you: spence, give me a second.

spence: all right.

you walked over to carina.

you: i'd wipe that smile off my face.

carina: i'll keep it on thanks.

you: well let's see if you keep it on after i tell you this.

carina: well, hit me with your best shot, y/n.

you: we didn't get fired. only suspended. but hey, thanks for trying. it's kind of funny that you made yourself get fired though.

carina: you wha-

you: what can i say? karmas a bitch. just like you.

carina: i-

you: that's why you don't mess with me. hope you learned your lesson.