lacuna [connor stoll]

lacuna

❝born to make history.❞

connor stoll was the last piece of her puzzle.

(n.) a blank space, a missing part

they were just two teens, trying to fall in love against all odds.

cast !

ellie dalton as zoë love smith

❝i was never born to survive.❞

connor stoll as froy gutierrez

❝oh, shut the hell up dalton.❞

❝Do you really want a tree for a husband?❞

❝She's got a stick up her butt. Get it?❞

❝Don't make me laugh before my impending doom, Stoll.❞

other quotes:

❝We've got a drugstore to raid . . . I mean, visit.❞

❝Since when can you play volleyball with knives?❞

❝We ran out of bowls. Finders, keepers, ammright?❞

❝You are not going to loot a candy store in the middle of a war!❞

❝Thanks Travis, I got it when I screwed your mom.❞

❝Perhaps Find Percy will be your always,❞

❝She always wakes up when I fart.❞

❝Oh, is that why you have a permanent makeup curse on you?❞

❝Richard, I need to borrow your babe for a second.❞

❝Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?❞

❝And you're sure she wouldn't like a exploding flower?❞

❝You heard the woman, plant them!❞

most of the quotes are from the first couple of chapters, but they always crack me up with no context. comment on the one you like the best!

disclaimer:

I do not own any Percy Jackson character except Ellie and her plot. Please don't sue me lmao.