A/N: This chapter is going to be a scene from Heathers. I'll put the song above if you don't know it.
Y/n POV:
"Are we gonna have a problem?"
I strut up to Ochaco and get in her face.
"You gotta bone to pick?"
I turn quickly and march away, swaying my hips.
"You've come so far..."
I start to turn.
"Why now are you pulling on my DICK!?"
I hear a chuckle, most likely from Bakugo backstage.
"I'd normally slap your face off. And everyone here could watch!"
I grin and wave to the audience.
"But I'm feeling nice, here some advise, listen up, BIOTCH."
Kyoka, Mina, and I sway our hips and slide down the stage, glaring at Ochaco.
"I like!"
"Lookin hot, buying stuff they cannot."
I wink seductively at the audience, then scoff dismissively.
"I like!"
"Drinkin hard, maxing Dad's credit card."
I think I hear Papa say 'true'. I roll my eyes and continue.
"I like!"
"Skippin gym, scaring her, SCREWING him."
I hear Hitoshi grunt disapprovingly.
"I like!"
"Killer clothes..."
"Kicking nerds in the nose!"
That gets a few laughs, and I hear Midoriya whimper from backstage.
"If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls. Let your Mommy fix you a snack!"
"Whoah-oh!"
We circle Ochaco. Kyoka pushing her side, Mina grinning cruelly, and me stalking her like a lioness.
"Or ya could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsche with the courterback!"
Tsu backs away as we drag Ochaco over to the center of the stage.
Bakugo and Kirishima run out, highfiving and flipping off the audience.
"Whoah-oh! Whoah-oh! Whoah-oh!"
"Honny whatcha waiting for~"
I roll my hips one way, beckoning to Ochaco.
"Welcome to my Candy Store~"
I roll my hips the other way, still beckoning.
"Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore! And step into my candy store~"
"Guys fall!"
"At your feet, pay the check, help ya cheat!"
I point directly at Hitoshi on that line, who thankfully is in the middle of the audience. He smirks and I continue.
"All you!"
"Have to do, is say goodbye to 'Shamu'."
I glare at Tsu, and she pretends to bury herself in a book.
"That freaks!"
"Not your friend, I can tell in the end."
Mina peaks over my shoulder to sing this line full force.
"If she!"
"Had her shot-"
"She would leave you to rot!"
I point at Tsu, then Ochaco, then slide my hand across my neck.
"Course if you don't care, sure go braid her hair!"
Kyoka shrugs and twirls her hair around her finger.
"Maybe Seasme Street is on.."
I tap a finger to my lips.
"Or forget that creep, and get in my jeep!"
Kyoka jumps down and tugs Ochaco's arm roughly.
"Let's go tear up someone's lawn!"
"Whoah-oh! Whoah-oh! Whoah-oh!"
"Honny whatcha waiting for~ Welcome to my candy store~"
In a stroke of genius, and completely un-choreographed, I bob my tail to the beat, swishing it around as I sing.
"You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore~"
I nod matter-of-factly at Ochaco and turn to face the audience.
"Then step into my candy store!"
"You can join the team..."
I sigh and put my hands up."Or you can bitch and moan."
Mina and Kyoka nastily smile at this line.
"You can live the dream!"
"Or you can die alone."
We move in time to the beat, arms and hips swaying slowly.
"You can fly with eagles- or if you prefer.."
I bat my eyes at Ochaco, mockingly.
"Keep on testing me and end up like her!"
Tsu hops over to Ochaco.
"Veronica, look! *kero* Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!"
Ochaco glances at us, then back to Tsu.
"Wow, color me stoked."
"I'm so happy!" Tsu squeals, then hops off stage.
"Honey watchu waiting fo-"
Mina starts singing but I cut her off and hit her with my tail.
"SHUT UP, Heather."
I shake my head and smile at the audience.
"Step into my candy store~
Time for you to prove you're not a lame-ass anymore~"I strut to center stage again.
"Whoaaaah!"
"Step into my candy store!"
The three of us end, Kyoka and Mina behind me, all of us posing. As soon as it goes dark, signaling us to go, I run over to the probs table and grab my water bottle, panting.
"Sorry for hitting you, Mina." I whisper apologetically.
She shrugs and smiles, a silent it's okay!
I make myself comfortable, and watch Ochaco and Midoriya perform Fight For Me.
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