Most of these are from twitter. - Esspresso
Izuku: How do you want your popcorn
Kirishima: Can I have it like Bakubro
Shoto: Sorry we don't sell popcorn with anger issues here.
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Izuku: Have you seen something that changed your life before.
Shoto: [looks at Izuku] yes I've seen you.
Izuku: AW that's sweet but that just makes this awkward cause I was gonna show you a picture of a dog dressed as Kacchan.
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Shoto: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in the room.
Bakugou: Like hell, I'd listen to you-
Izuku: [walks in the room]
Bakugou: fine but JUST because you dared me too.
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Bakugou: move it Half 'n' Half I'm claustrophobic
Shoto: What does that mean?
Izuku: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Shoto: Ho Ho Ho
Izuku: stop, you're scaring him!!
Aizawa: [walks in classroom sees what's going on]
Bakugou: You have some nice hands Deku.
Izuku: Um... Thanks, I guess
Bakugou: They would look even better wrapped around my-
Iida: -WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD. AMENNNNNN
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Bakugou: Hold the fuck up
Izuku: I'm the fuck-up hold me
Shoto:
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Kaminari: when someone says something really cool you say lit
Shoto: Ok I see
*later*
Izuku: I love You~
Shoto: Lit.
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Izuku: Hey All Might wanna hear a joke?
All Might: Very well what is it?
Izuku: Life!
Shoto: [laughing uncontrollably]
All Might: [sigh] I was hoping for nice knock-knock joke but now I just have to call the child psychologist. Again.
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Shoto: [reading baby formular] shake before feeding.
Izuku: hm, ok.
Izuku: [picks up the baby and starts shaking it.]
Shoto: IZUKU NO WAIT-
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Izuku: it's frustrating
Shoto: What is Izuku?
Izuku: how Jirou keeps dropping such obvious hints that she's into Momo and yet she's still so oblivious.
Shoto: [wearing a 'please date me Izu' shirt] yeah totally.
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Bakugou: Hey Deku!
Izuku: Yes Kacchan
Bakugou: You got a pretty face
Izuku: Thanks for the compliment.
Bakugou: It would look great sucking on-
Iida: ON THIS POPSICLE!!! AND BAKUGOU MAY I INTEREST YOU IN THIS HOLY BIBLE!!
Izuku: Do you have strawberry?
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Iida: [undoes one button on his shirt] I heard you like bad boys.
Izuku: Awww Iida sooo cutee~
Iida: Thanks cutie.
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When Shoto's about to confess: Hey Izuku can we talk please~
When Bakugou's about to confess: SHITTY DEKU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW.
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Deku in hospital: my arms hurt
Shoto: ...
Shoto: want my dad's credit card?
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When Izuku sees Shoto in public:
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*Izuku walks past Shoto*
Shoto: Wow he's so pretty
Uraraka: Don't be jealous you're pretty too!
Shoto: I'm not jealous I'm being gay.
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Izuku: If cinderella was a baking slave her name would have been Mozzarella.
Bakugou: ...
Bakugou: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Izuku: I like pain.
Aizawa: Why?
Izuku: Cuz' I hate myself with PASSION!
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