Random Thoughts

pet peeve (social media edition)

The Internet is a beautiful place to be. Unfortunately, some people are a pain in the butt when it comes to the global village.

1. They're/their/there: like why is this so hard for some people. Okay, I get, they are all homophones and it is easy to mix them up if English is your second language. However, to those who speak and write mainly in English, why will you mix those up?

"They're" is "they are"; "their" shows possession; and "there" shows location. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

2. "Like/share for Jesus/Ignore for Satan": because Jesus sees your social media evangelism, rather than your heart (with cynical sarcasm).

3. "1 Like/share = 1 Prayer": everyone and their mother know that you are doing it for attention.

4. " Share this and within the next 60 seconds, you will receive good luck": the f-? Who came up with this crap? 😕🤦🏾‍♀‍🤦🏾‍♀‍🤦🏾‍♀‍

5. "Instagram is going to delete your account if you don't copy and paste this on your status": you know that they don't have the right to do that, right? 🤦🏾‍♀‍🤦🏾‍♀‍🤦🏾‍♀‍

6. Attack Helicopter: everything always offends these folks 🙄🙄🙄.

7. "I'm so ugly, ugh 🤢": with your face like this

Everyone and their mother know that it is false but you do you, chief.

8. Misusing the "haha 😂 " reaction emoji on Facebook: this reaction was created as a reaction to funny posts and comments until the idiots came and use it as a way of responding to posts and comments they don't agree with. As if that would change my mind, you moron 🤦🏾‍♀‍🙄

9. Insulting people as if insults would change their mind: like above but more annoying