"Oh my FUCKING God, that customer was insufferable," Wilbur seethed once the store was once again empty, earning a snicker from Tommy. Phil rolled his eyes, turning away from the shelves he was stocking to face the agitated brunette, "Yeah, yeah, you say that with every customer."
Wil couldn't even deny it, instead whining, "Come onnn, just let me do my musiccc!"
Phil shook his head, going back to stocking the shelves as Tommy laughed at the despair Phils answer caused Wilbur, the zoomer-millennial now grumbling. "Its not fair!! You let Techno do his stuff!!" Phil turned back to Wilbur, giving him a slightly confused yet amused look, "That's because- cause he goes to school, Wil."
This caused Tommys giggles to turn into cackling, earning a glare from Wilbur. "Why isn't the toddler in school again?" Wil smirked, earning an offended 'Hey!' from Tommy. Phil seemed stumped at this, turning to the blond, "Wait, actually, why aren't you in school?"
Tommy shrugged, "Schools shit."
Phil furrowed his eyebrows in frustration, "You can't just not go to school Tommy."
As the two blondes started to bicker, Wil smirked - seeing this as a way to escape. Unfortunately, his plan was immediately ruined when a customer came in. This caused the bickering to cease, the two going back to what they were originally doing. Wilbur let out a sigh internally.
His mood only improved once he looked up at the aforementioned customer. "Oh my fucking God, Dream! I haven't seen you in a while!" He grinned at the dirty blond, Dream letting out a small laugh he had been holding in whilst waiting for the lanky man to recognise him.
Tommy turned around at the mention of Dream, wrinkling his nose in fake disgust, "Ew, who let a pissbaby into the store?"
"Ew who let a literal foetus in the store," Dream joked back, earning an indignant shout from the aforementioned child. Phil let out a fond sigh before holding a hand up to Dream as a greeting.
Dream let out another small laugh before awkwardly asking, "Are you gonna let me buy my stuff?" Wilbur flushed red from embarrassment, nodding as Dream let out another laugh.
"Bye!" He said over his shoulder, leaving the three employees in the store. Wilbur smiled slightly, leaning his face on his hands. He was actually feeling happy in his job for once before Tommy perked up, "Ha! Gay!"
"Oh fuck off!"
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MCYT oneshots
FanfictionThe majority are angst, gonna tell you straight up. Tubbo dies alot, I don't know why its just how the world be. I don't know what else to put so enjoy??
