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HOBI HUBBY
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Wednesday, 12:28 am
Me: Heya!
Whatchu up to?
😃
Hobihubby: I've discovered something traumatising
Me: Oh no!
Did you see a naked skunk?
Hobihubby: What?
No
Me: A naked snake?
Hobihubby: No!
I hateu snakeu 😟
But it does have something to do with naked...
Me: What then?
Hobihubby: Remember when you mentioned fanfiction?
Me: Oh boy 😬
You read smut
Didn't you?
Aww, my poor baby got stripped by his innocence
Don't worry, that happens to all ARMY once you join the fandom
Welcome to the family
🤗
Hobihubby: Wait
You just called your baby?
😳
Me: You are my baby
I'm your mommy
That's the kink
😉
Hobihubby: Why do I have a feeling you're now more open compared to when we first met?
Me: You've summoned my closet open after you claimed you were an ARMY, my boy 😉
