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°Alastor: "Great! More entertainment for myself!"

and then the motherfucker falls in love with you lmao--

•Angel: "Playing hard to get always gets me going-- oh look my drugs!"

You two somehow got into a relationship without you knowing he works for Valentino as a pornstar.

°Baxter: "fUCK-- I CAN'T LET ANYONE HURT OR ELSE I'D BE THROWN OUT AAAGH--" **accidentally opens door**

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

•Charlie: "I need to help them"

what? She's a pure soul!

°Crymini: "tImE fOr SoMe tRoUbLe"

She got disciplined by Husk don't worry.

•Cherri bomb:"What tf do they think they're doing in a middle of a turf???"

Well y'know. She saved you and impaled her leg

°Husk: "I know what being in pain is like...lemme help ya."

ಥ‿ಥ

•Niffty: "does this bish even eat? Bruh she skinny asf---"

Don't get offended by that pls you thicc beautiful child.

°Sir Pentious: "If we don't move it won't attack us."

i HavE nO iDeAs LeFt

•Vaggie: "clients? Huh, that's something you don't see everyday."

She was happy seeing you nonetheless :>>

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